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Ham Pumper

Another term for a chronic masturbation in a man or boy
Rickey if you turn into a Ham Pumper you’re gonna go blind!
by Pneumothorax man May 17, 2020
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Country Ham

The term used to describe the general appearance of the marble hammock when the skin is stretched, bunched together, and shoved through a crack in a door.
'Chris totally served up some country ham when I knocked on the bathroom door.'

OR:

'What is that hanging off the doorknob?'

'Oh thats just Chris's country ham. He's letting it air dry. You know....he does that.'
by Humperdink Rhino October 13, 2008
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Sour ham

Person who is always negative, victimizes themselves, puts the blame on other people and never takes accountability for their faults, shoots others aspirations down, nags their boyfriend or girlfriend even in social settings. The Sour Ham is generally uncomfortable to be around, and leaves a bad taste in your mouth when you finish dealing with them.

Similar to eating a sandwich made with sour ham.
"Man, my ex-girlfriend was such a sour ham."
by NMFD June 23, 2013
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ham piston

A penis, typically one quite virile and DTF.
You know, Gwen Stefani may be pushing 50, but I'd still give her the ham piston.
by Steevve August 27, 2016
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ham served

Typical auto-correct for "hammered" but also way more fun to say than "hammered."
We got to drinking' and Lil Tim got totally ham served last night. I think he ded.
by j0h May 11, 2021
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Ham Wonjin

Ham Wonjin is the sweetest boy in the world. Aswell as being sweet he’s so cute, funny and hardworking. He is the type to play and joke around but will get what he needs to do done. He’s really talented and is good at so many things. Whether it’s baseball, dancing or singing he can do it all. He’ll love and appreciate you as long as you don’t give him tomatoes! (fyi he hates them)
Fan: “hey.. do you know Ham Wonjin?”

Stranger: “you mean the sweetest boy in the world, the one from Cravity? Yeah!

Fan: “yes that’s him omg!!”
by cravity best boys November 22, 2021
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Ham Feast

A nickname for someone called Hattie.
Oi, Ham Feast!
by SotonGal June 16, 2015
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