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Get the flat g mug.Giving one a a burn in the middle of the forehead with a black and mild cigar, then proceeding to beat them with a sock filled with rolls of quarters
by Oooofta October 19, 2020
Get the Rascal Flat mug.Hello fellow soldier care to give me a kevlar flat smack?
Why yes fellow soldier i would love to flat smack that ass with some kevlar
*proceeds to smack that sweet ass*
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Why yes fellow soldier i would love to flat smack that ass with some kevlar
*proceeds to smack that sweet ass*
*gay buttsex proceeds with the soldiers ripened ass receiving some bomb ass dick*
by Devin the pedophile April 27, 2017
Get the kevlar flat smack mug.an old school slang term for the bologna sandwich that is served to guests at the Chicago Police Dept lockups.
Oh, man, my old lady couldn't bail me out, so I had to stay in the lockup and have a Michigan flat steak for dinner.
by Dinosaur of EMS September 13, 2017
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