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juice my grapes

When everyone around is being really noisy and you are looking for a pretext to leave.

"Hey guys, time for me to juice my grapes for breakfast. see you later."
Sarah: Hey buddy do you feel like juicing some grapes. (juice my grapes)
John: Sure - just a sec - let me finish squeezing these lemons.
by johny_e_good February 15, 2018
mugGet the juice my grapesmug.

grape

by slippery_trousers October 14, 2023
mugGet the grapemug.

Grape Desmond

Someone who fantasises about getting head from a dinosaur (particullarly stegosaur)
Guy 1: Hey why didn't you invite Fred
Guy 2 : He's kinda weird bro I heard a rumour that he's a grape desmond
mugGet the Grape Desmondmug.

Grapes

Is an emoji on any type of touch screen phone. Some people can use this grape emoji for sending nudes to a friend with the emoji of their anus, genitalia and breasts.
by karalynictaykadsav October 31, 2017
mugGet the Grapesmug.

Grape

A censored version of a word "rape" people rather use on socials like Tik Tok or Instagram when trying to share information about predators, telling life stories or whatever.

I just didn't see this definition on UD, but i knew what it meant so i decided to add it.
"I'm very concerned for my friend's mental health, she said she experienced grape when she was younger."
by vasiaxxart September 13, 2023
mugGet the Grapemug.

Sugar Grape Gaberaham

Typically a young male child, who voice acts a fuckton, eats sugar grapes, and self projects to a typical MindSkin.
Usually, Sugar Grape Gaberahams are fatter than Mindskins, as the sugar contributes to a SGG's weight gain.
Hey Mindskin, Your Fat!
Hes Doing a Sugar Grape Gaberaham again..
by Mindskin December 12, 2024
mugGet the Sugar Grape Gaberahammug.

Grape Jam

Francis W. Parker's Advanced Choral Ensemble, more infamously known as Grape Jam, is an audition-based choir for students with separation anxiety, a superiority complex, and worst of all, Theater Kids. Originated by Barbara "Sunnie" Hikawa and named after her favorite color, this group is known for singing at high profile events, notably the entrance to numerous stores on Michigan Avenue, a random open house for incoming Parker Freshman and Food Fest. Do you know what Food Fest is? Me neither.

Some memorable stars of Grape Jam is Headphones Guy (who sung a bass solo in Dear Evan Hansen's You Will Be Found,) Beatboxing Guy (who played two African American characters in a row during School Musicals,) and up and coming Chicago Artist, Benji the Machine.

They are known for their rigorous audition process, including drinking a glass smoothie, programming perfect pitch into each new member's brains and being forced to watch hours and hours of illegally recorded operas and musicals. They have been in power for over 20 years.

Their native outfits include Purple.
Person 1: Where are you off to?

Person 2: I have Grape Jam practice.

Person 1: *quivering in fear* PLEASE DON'T SING AT ME!

Person 2 begins to sing a constant pitch of G5 in Person 1's ear until their eardrums start melting and bleeding.
by kindasilliam November 5, 2020
mugGet the Grape Jammug.

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