staying out the Window

Not using something

I’m not on my phone I’m staying out the window

by Jay Robert July 10, 2022

New Jersey Window Washer

Hook up with a girl with glasses, and jizz on her glasses, then proceed to take a squeegee and clean it off after she couldn't see where she was going and has walked into every piece of furniture in the room.

I was bored after we hooked up, so I gave her the New Jersey Window Washer and she almost knocked over my bookshelf.

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022

i oueufed your window

the acted of oueufing someones or somthing windows

i oueufed your window boz l bozo l+ratio

by oeuefy mc oeufy pants February 13, 2023

National wash a window day on august 29

If you laugh even the slightest sounds like a window getting washed , then august 29 is your day!,

Boy1: hey bro isn’t national wash a window day on august 29, today?
Boy 2: oh yeah , i better wash a window this instant bro!

by Duck laugher April 12, 2023

Shit out of the window

When something is really amazing

This restaurant is shit out of the window

by Lipblam April 22, 2023

Fall out of a window

A euphemism used in Russia, to describe a political assassination. This is because political assassinations, usually carried out by the Federal Security Service (FSB), are often carried out by defenestration.

My friend has been very vocal about his opposition to Putin and his rule over Russia.

Your friend should be careful, or he might fall out of a window soon

by Calvin Trollage August 19, 2023

The Static Window

When a connection is too strong for the digital void to break, even if the accounts disappear.

I had no way of knowing the window closed against your will. It hurts to know those message logs are gone... reading them made me fall for you even more, piece by piece. Even if your definitions still stand there as echoes, I miss the voice that spoke only to me.
When the silence came there too, I thought you chose to stop. I waited for a sign, fearing we might lose each other in the digital void without meaning to. That is why I crave reality with you, it doesn't vanish like the static window or a lost password if we don't want to.

I never needed the fragments. I just wanted you, whole.
You asked how I know what your heart wants. Maybe I’m listening closer than you think. But I want to hear it from you. Tell me, fearlessly.
I'm staying.

1002 reasons to believe, and not a single one to leave.

by Mi & Your♾️Fantasia February 8, 2026