Wet Wanda

When a finger is inserted into a wet vagina and then inserted into someones ear. Similar to a Wet Willy...

My friend decided it would be ok to eat my leftover pizza without asking me, so I gave her a Wet Wanda while she was on the phone with her parents.

by DatOneBlackDude June 18, 2020

wet sanding

Wet sanding is the sexual in nature. It involves a man and a women or 2 men. This must be done at a beach in which one partener performs felatio on a penis and that individual puts their penis in the sand and then penetrates a vagina or an anus

I was wet sanding the shit out of nasty Nate while he was watching the sun rise.

by Eurotrashrabbit October 4, 2013

Wet Wumpus

When you say someone is “wet wumpus” it is the highest ranking complement in our language. Calling someone a wet wumpus means you truly appreciate them and by calling them that it shows they mean the world to you

Boris: just had a pit noodle and a wank
You: you are not wet wumpus go back to monkey school

by Wet Wumpus August 20, 2022

Wet Humping

Like dry humping, but without any clothes on.

She wouldn't have sex with me, but we were wet humping for 45 minutes. This is the worst of all possible scenarios, because now I have been exposed to whatever venereal diseases she carries without being able to get credit for fucking her.

by ezola April 16, 2008

wet dream

When you have sex Avatar style. Ejaculating to an imagined incredible sexual experience, while your actual body lays sweaty in a cocoon like state.

"Dude, i had a "wet dream" about your mom last night"
"Friday is the 4th anniversary of her car accident"
"yeah, you wanna go to wing street?"

"wet dream"

by m. Stephen November 21, 2010

wet sex

best type of sex in the world, usualy done in water or some fluid

damn girl, dat was da best wet sex i've ever had!

by billyjoebob October 22, 2004

wet fart

SYNONYM: Juicy Fart
A special kind of fart which actually carries anal juices with it upon exit, thus causing greater casualties from the resulting linger. May cause your ass cheeks to slip and slide as you run for the tiolet paper, and will surely leave a mark in your underwear.
Fags get this a lot.
Can also be used to express your feelings

"Go suck a wet fart!!"

by deliverance April 24, 2003