Wanker biscuit

Wanker biscuit is when a wanker fucks than shoved it up their dick hole and comes out the mouth

Hey Adam I wanker biscuit last night when I thigh fog your moms unicorn hair

by Wanker biscuit August 2, 2020

Bus Wanker

A wanker who likes buses, otherwise known as Kyle Cooke

That Kyle Cooke is such a BUS WANKER

by MyDadsWife October 2, 2017

Pod Wanker

A person who owns AirPods and walks around wearing their airpods all the time.

Look at Jimbo walking around wearing his airpods again, what a Pod Wanker.

by Oooo weeee August 2, 2020

Flag wanker

Someone who holds up a flag that blocks the view of the stage for people standing behind them.

He could only see half the stage because of some flag wanker waving his stupid flag and blocking his view.

by Crack ed 25 April 18, 2025

anchor wanker

a dude who gets sexually excited when his favorite female news reader is on tv

"hey bruh, wanna go for a beer?"
"nah, i'm gonna watch Katy Curic and fondle myself"
"dude, your such an anchor wanker"

by crickey smith March 8, 2022

Wanker

Wanker means.. your ex

My ex is a wanker

by Yesandnobutmabye June 28, 2020

Wanker

A funny way to say Jerk Off often used by the "British"

Friend 1 (British): He look at the Wanker,
Friend 2 (American): You mean jerk off you idiot!

by @THEGREYOStricH March 10, 2021