First class wanker licker

wanker licker is when you are desperate for attention and out of swear words, espacially when called first class wanker licker.

This just wasted two mins of my life what a load of shit and clearly trys to hard to be funny - this is the perfect example of a first class wanker licker ! -Ryan

by monos1 February 23, 2018

wallet wanker

Wallet wanker- a rich Jewish person known for bieng rich and bragging about it.

"You know that Howard kid he's such a wallet wanker"

by TheHammockMan July 4, 2016

TIP WANKER

Masterbating with the tip of your penis

Person1: haha you cum bucket
Person2:At least I'm not a tip wanker like you

by Vanilladindong May 30, 2016

purple wanker

a purple wanker is the only of its kind. it likes to get naked and paint itself purple and run out in public and scream LOOK IM A PURPLE WANKER

look at that guy over there i bet he is a purple wanker

by The Wap Goblin May 17, 2016

wanker

A person who wanks or masturbates. Also used as a common insult. It can be used literally if someone does indeed wank or laterally for someone who you just hate or has done something bad to you.

LITERAL: "Michael Walsh is such a wanker"
LATERAL: "Did you see what that guy just did?! He's such a wanker"

by Jerry Wylie September 19, 2016

wanker

A person who wanks or masturbates. Also used as a common insult. It can be used literally if someone does indeed wank or laterally for someone who you just hate or has done something bad to you.

LITERAL: "Michael Walsh is such a wanker"
LATERAL: "Did you see what that guy just did?! He's such a wanker"

by Jerry Wylie September 19, 2016

wanker's dick

Noun. When a piece of tissue is stuck to the knob of a penis. Commonly as a result of careless masturbation and/or cleaning up after sexual intercourse.

Girl: what's that on your dick?

Guy: ahhh... i was having a fiddle before i saw you
Girl: oh I've heard of that! Wanker's dick!

by sex kitten 69 August 21, 2016