oklahoma wang slang

Tie a rope to your left ball and the other end to a firework and have your mother in law light it. While her daughter shits on your chest.

Hey Josh does your family celebrate the Fourth of July ?
Yea , they come over every year and we have an Oklahoma wang slang extravaganza.

by 1 da main October 6, 2017

WANG BAT SKEESHIZZLE

OFF THE CHAIn and off the CHARTS

BIG DADDY MITCH is SO WANGBATSKYSHIZZLE

by BIG MITCH October 26, 2004

jing jin ren wang

At 精盡人亡 / jing jin ren wang. Is a Chinese phrase meaning:

"to die from excessive ejaculation"

Fred: "Did you here about Mike?"

Dan: "No! What happened?"

Fred: "He found out the internet has porn and he jing jin ren wang-ed"

Dan: "Oh fuck!!! That's horrible"

by DEAD-KARL April 25, 2019

Huge Balls Small Wang

When someone has large testicles, usually tangerine size or larger. At the same time this person has a penis not longer than 2 inches when fully erect.

"Damn Decline has huge balls but a small wang"

"Yea the chicks see his huge balls through his pants but laugh when they glimpse the small wang."

This is a common example of Huge Balls Small Wang syndrome.

by Sweatmaker December 10, 2008

wang banging schlong tangler

When 2 men lock weiners in a battle to the death.......with dicks.

Matt Hoeber is a wang banging schlong tanglin champion after his triumphant victory over Ed Dufrane!!!

by Chancelor Leggio December 5, 2003

hangout with your wang out

Another version of rock out with your cock out.

Dude 1: Hey Marv! Are you going to hangout with your wang out at the sauna evening with those crazy Finnish dudes?

Dude 2: Yeah, I'm going to rock out with my cock out!

by Katapata6 March 20, 2010

Green bean turkay wang

Green bean turkay wang is an upcoming song title for the greatest song writer in history chrisy poo. It is a mixture of green beans and turkay wings.

Green bean turkay wang, put it in the oven and hear it sang

by The Chrisy poo May 23, 2021