Wookie Mat

A particularly large and thick patch of female pubic hair.

Damn, thats one mean wookie mat she had

by Struth! January 31, 2019

Working as hard as a congressman

Working hard at not working, or working as little as possible. A fancier way of saying "slacking off".

"Yeah, Bob has been working as hard as a congressman."
"Give me a break! I've been working as hard as a congressman all day!"
"He should really run for congress, he already works as hard as they do."
"Jim is working as hard as a congressman right now, you can reach him later."

by Drunkle Dunkle February 22, 2019

Woshingo

-Experto en Chespirito.

-Woshingo is compound word made by a question with two words, "Who chingo?" In the case that "chingo" means mess with someone.

-Mexican you-tuber who started in the platform using a similar format as "I Hate Everything," making good content for a third-world country. But in a sick plot twist, he became a mad fan and expert in the series created by a beloved Mexican artist known as "Chespirito."

-Who is Woshingo?
+A crazy Chespirito expert.

by Mr.Nyko June 29, 2019

Wookie

Wookie is that nigga ya love to hate, Gang afiliated to Tree Top Pirus and has committed murder, theft and is a nigga full of mistakes but his retarded ass decisions, he is wanted dead by other niggaz

Yo Wookie, u better start hiding or u gonna die.

by Yvng jit is dead March 24, 2019

Wookiez

Is The name of Cookiez and her Beau Woodie combined into one name!

I wish me and my boyfriend could be like Wookiez.
Wookiez, now them two right there some crazy intense muthafckrz

by Wookiez April 16, 2019

Wookie

A feeling between hate and love that you can not grasp. Someone that has control of your emotions.

Kandace you need to stop playing with my wookie.

by Aubsheekyfukereeky November 22, 2019

Workitus

An incurable disease. Symptoms occur anywhere from 1-3 days a year. It’s incurable but not too debilitating. It has an onset of irritability, weariness and homicidal thoughts. It’s usually mild enough to work through but if it comes close to reaching the homicidal stage you need to take a day to just do nothing and relax. Of course, It’s best to catch it before it reaches that stage but it typically only stays at the thought process and not the actual performing of the homicide. Although, for some reason that scientists haven’t figured out why yet, if you suffer from workitus and have a job at the post office, let’s just say you should change your career.

I have to take a suck day due to workitus

by leaf337 December 3, 2019