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Vampire Selfie

A person who does not take a selfie or participate in a group selfie unless invited in
Omg, Stacy is such a vampire selfie person
by RamanFox August 9, 2018
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Fun Vampire

Person who sucks the fun out of a Smash Bros. Game by playing King K. Rool on a friendly online arena match among friends.
"Should I ask Daniel to join us tonight?"

"Nah man he'll just pick K.K.Rool and suck the fun out of Smash"

"Damn he sounds like a Fun Vampire"

"Indeed my man"
by Dr_Sheriff February 6, 2019
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space vampire

a human being that is so worthless/aggravating/unlikable/useless that is so irredeemable that it would be optimal to inhabit the space that they occupy with empty air, meaning that empty air carries more worth than said person. a space vampire literally wastes the empty space available for other people/things and ruins everything. nobody likes a space vampire.
Luke: dude there’s this guy in line at subway who keeps looking at his phone and holding up the line
Jake: let’s bail, if i have to stand behind this fucking space vampire any longer i’m going to beat him over the head with a wrench and murder him in front of his parents
by e. honda’s jock strap September 3, 2022
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Vampire bombs

When a YouTuber (Like Ikemen vampire , obey me, etc) posts more then one video ( such as shit posts, actual videos and more.)
WOW more Vampire bombs by @vampiretrainer?
by vampiretrainer May 11, 2022
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Vampire dipping

The act of sex while the time of the month is at hand and you refuse to take the dirt tack.
Well lads am vampire dipping tonight as the painters are in
by Mr,bartender November 5, 2022
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Vampire Herpes

Vampire herpes are herpes that you still have after you die. Herpes fooooooorrrrever.
Crystal got bit by a vampire 200 yrs ago and she still have vampire herpes.
by Kaseofherpes September 25, 2022
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Vampire Herpes

Vampire herpes are herpes that you have even after you die. Like foreeeeeeever herpes
Crystal got bit by a vampire 200 yrs ago and she still has herpes.

My sister got vampire herpes at a rave.
by Kaseofherpes September 25, 2022
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