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Twitter

Where god doesn’t exist and every word you say is a slur
Hey guys, have you been in Twitter?
Nah man, Twitter sucks ass
by Mrsymphony April 12, 2021
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Twitter

Only sparrows tweet.
Twitter, a place where a group of self important imbeciles tweet to each other.
by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 28, 2019
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Twitter

A platform with hundreds and thousands of stupid, dumb, idiotic, waste of time arguments, plus a bonus of thousands of thirst-trap and sex bots account, waiting for your reply, hoping to get yes as an answer.
"Hey, I found something on Twitter!"
"What is it?"
"I-I don't know... but I agreed to this.. please come look at this."
"Dude, you just fell for a thirst-trap. What the hell is wrong with you, John?"
by imperfectcub178 December 2, 2022
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Twitter

Twitter, made on March 21 2006, created by Jack Dorsey, Noah Glass, Biz Stone, and Evan Williams, is a platform full of easily offended fruitcakes, annoying MCYT stans, furries, and many more mistakes. Some people are "based"(decent opinions), however, most people get "cancelled" "doxxed" or "ratio'ed".
Person A: Why do twitter users get so offended at simple opinions?
Person B: 172.345.11.12
by syndoken May 4, 2022
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Twitter-Jack

When a conversation is being carried on by two people via Twitter and a third person takes over the conversation without being invited into it.
Suzy: Gracie, I can't wait for Saturday night! It's going to be an epic night.

Gracie: I know, Suzy! I'm about to wet myself with excitement!

Debra: Hey Suzy, Saturday sounds like it's going to be too much fun! Where should I meet you guys?

Suzy: Uh Gracie? Did she just twitter-jack?
by Thumper007 November 27, 2012
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NASCAR Twitter

A place with pedophiles, racists, and trolls. Also a place where you can't have an opinion, and people starting drama.
I just got ratio'd for my opinion. Not surprised, considering this is NASCAR Twitter.
by colecusterfan41 May 11, 2022
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Twitter

Friend: Download Twitter so i can talk to you
Me: AHHHHHHHH
by EthanosSquadDEFINES July 21, 2021
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