TWITTER

An acronym for 'That Website Infamous for Timely Textual Expressions by Randos' (sometimes referred to as x.com). Yes, the place where everyone is an expert on everything.

Me: Did you see the news on TWITTER?
Then: You mean x.com
Me: I said what I said

by meteoridian June 26, 2024

Twitter

That piece of skin between the twat and the shitter. Aka the {taint}

Did you get any on your Twitter?, or "did you shave that Twitter yet?"

by Lill D May 21, 2020

Twitter

An extremely toxic platform. Arguing, controversy and more has come from twitter. A complete wasteland full of toxic people over-using the word "Ratio".

I argued on twitter!

by Meanings behind memes June 24, 2023

Irish twitter

Subset of Twitter users from Ireland, generally from middle-class Dublin background, who consider themselves elite on the site due to overlapping interests/discussion topics. 'Irish twitter' people are most likely to assemble in person at The Workman's Club.

"He's an abuser??? OMG, like he's SUCH a big name on Irish Twitter"

by luwd December 27, 2019

Twitter-vom

The event where an individual tweets a lot in a very short space of time about a series of unimportant and seemingly unconnected topics.

(n.b. this occurs often as a result of either caffeine highs, drunk tweeting and extreme boredom/procrastination)

Person 1: hey, did you see twitter last night?
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: Tom got drunk and had a bad case of twitter-vom last night, it was hilarious.

by weg m January 7, 2013

Twitter

A battleground between racists who hate black people and racists who hate white people and they're all somehow gay.

Person A: hey, have you been on Twitter lately?
Person B: Yeah I saw someone saying hitler was just misunderstood and another person saying all white people should be castrated and hanged.

by tubershooter313 December 16, 2024

Twitter formely knows as X

A saying to mock jouranlists and newspaper reminding that "X is formely known as Twitter" in reports about X/Twitter. Defined by YouTube shitposter and YouTuber BlindHawk aka Novel Room.

Also, it mocks the name "X" because it was so bad that it immediately died as it launched with it.

"I posted something on Twitter formely knows as X."

by BravoMike1488 December 3, 2024