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tile trolling

n. the act of seeking stray bits of cocaine on a tile floor - similar to carpet farming

var.: tile troll n. one who is known to get down on all fours seeking stray bits of cocaine on a tile floor.

v. tile troll- to perform the act known as tile trolling, as done by a tile troll
Dat Yusef be sicka den all gets go- he still be pickin thruz dat dam cat litta spilt on dat lin-o-lee-um flo--hopins he gonna sco sumthin- dam foo. Dam ass foo!
by galcoolest March 17, 2005
mugGet the tile trollingmug.

Troll is gay

Whispering#2722 is gay as fuck. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
by Rev the cum snatcher November 13, 2021
mugGet the Troll is gaymug.

Internet troll

Someone who is jobless and has no friends causing drama by arguing with people without wanting or accepting anyone's response, also known as a "James"
Hey look its that internet troll again I think is name was james.
by derrien May 7, 2022
mugGet the Internet trollmug.

Posi-Troll

This concept of a Troll generally only applies to forum boards.

Essentially it is a person who decides to Troll, but with abnormal intentions of only posting to help. Thus, they are almost complete opposites of Trolls.

This person will post anywhere in the Forum as many times as they think they need to get their opinion/point across. They tend to have 10x the post count of normal active forumers.

Most of them become Mods, well known through out the community, and are most definitely never banned.
- Xfactor56: Hey guess my post count now!!

- FireofJustice: Like dude I dunno or care.

- Xfactor56: Wellzz it's at 4042 now.

- FireofJustice: How? Was just 390 last week.

- Xfactor56: I just like posting and helping out.

- FireofJustice: W/e ur such a Posi-Troll...

- Xfactor56: ...... >.>
by TheRealVastoLorde November 18, 2011
mugGet the Posi-Trollmug.

Troll-bump

A "troll-bump" is the exact same thing as a "fist-bump" (search "fist bump" if you don't know what that is) but used among and between trolls upon successful trolling.
*class was canceled*

Troll 1: Mark, you're late for class! Ask Troll 2!

Mark: Really troll 2?!

Troll 2: Yes! Hurry, run!

*Mark runs off to class*

Troll 1 and Troll 2: *Troll-bump*
by Umad_Khattak January 7, 2012
mugGet the Troll-bumpmug.

Time Troll

Unlike a typical internet or IRL Troll, this breed of troll has no malicious intent. They exist only to hear themselves talk. Stories and ideas flow out of their mouths like water from a broken dam with little regard for who might be listening. They are only truly harmful to those who allow themselves to be caught in the torrent, unable to break away for fear of being seen as uncaring or insensitive.
Careful when talking to Sarah. She has a tendency to be a bit of a time troll if you get her talking about cheer-leading.

Once Tom caught me by the water-cooler and spent 20 minutes talking about his weekend! I like the guy, but man he sure can be a time troll sometimes.
by TheRealZappBrannigan July 18, 2018
mugGet the Time Trollmug.

Poetic Troll

po·et·ic /pōˈedik/ - /pōˈedik/

A poetic troll is an elder with has the ability to direct campers or unspecified individuals online into employment by changing their condition or environment of choosing.

Internet Username: You just logged in for a new day. Why are you being a cyber psycho?
Internet Username: Do you want to meet up today?
A poetic troll is an elder with has the ability to direct campers or unspecified individuals online into employment by changing their condition or environment of choosing.
by Hmmsphil May 9, 2021
mugGet the Poetic Trollmug.

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