A person who seems like a nice, quiet person, but is really a troll when online. They act sweet and innocent in person, but their secret hobby is trolling.
Hey man, did you know Suzy was such a closet troll? Yeah, she seems so nice and quiet at school, but she totally trolls online.
Wow, you're so nice around people, but I've seen some of your comments. You're such a closet troll!
Wow, you're so nice around people, but I've seen some of your comments. You're such a closet troll!
by Daniellescookie November 27, 2011
Get the Closet Trollmug. Verb. The act of trolling in coordination with one or more other trolls to maximize efficiency and effect. Is often used to create the illusion of mass hatred toward certain parties.
Scott: "Hey me and a buddy are team trolling this chicks blog so that maybe then she'll sleep with me. Wanna help me out?"
Austin: "Alright spam jew and then I'll throw a tits or gtfo at her."
Austin: "Alright spam jew and then I'll throw a tits or gtfo at her."
by FURST!!!!!!!!!!!!! February 5, 2010
Get the Team Trollingmug. A version of a internet troll where the troll makes a comment on a subject with a message completely irrelevant to the topic or discussion at hand for the purpose of confusing and bewildering readers and participants of the discussion. A milder kind of trolling where readers might take the troll for someone truly lost on the internet.
In a discussion about My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic a lost troll may post the following:
"Yes. It needs to be a lower temp though. The glue gun melts it too fast because it's too hot. The crayon itself keeps running as well due to the higher temp. I'm trying to make some kind of adjustable temperature version. I'm thinking of doing the same as soldering pencil manufacturers do with their products."
Prompting replies in the likeness of "what are you doing here?".
"Yes. It needs to be a lower temp though. The glue gun melts it too fast because it's too hot. The crayon itself keeps running as well due to the higher temp. I'm trying to make some kind of adjustable temperature version. I'm thinking of doing the same as soldering pencil manufacturers do with their products."
Prompting replies in the likeness of "what are you doing here?".
by Achmedsander October 8, 2013
Get the Lost trollmug. Bob can't stop posting complaints about the original posters topic subject. He's troll shitting all over the topic.
by RealLivesMatter February 20, 2015
Get the Troll Shittingmug. Noun: A place on the internet that is inhabited by one or many trolls. A troll cave can be set up anywhere, as long as there is at least one troll that is frequents the area in discussion.
www.4chan.com/b/ would be a troll cave and a wide variety of trolls reside there and will often procreate to make more trolls; these new trolls ar known as newfags on 4chan.
It is wise to avoid provoking them or feeding them.
It is wise to avoid provoking them or feeding them.
by dasasda October 16, 2012
Get the Troll Cavemug. po·et·ic /pōˈedik/ - /pōˈedik/
A poetic troll is an elder with has the ability to direct campers or unspecified individuals online into employment by changing their condition or environment of choosing.
Internet Username: You just logged in for a new day. Why are you being a cyber psycho?
Internet Username: Do you want to meet up today?
A poetic troll is an elder with has the ability to direct campers or unspecified individuals online into employment by changing their condition or environment of choosing.
Internet Username: You just logged in for a new day. Why are you being a cyber psycho?
Internet Username: Do you want to meet up today?
A poetic troll is an elder with has the ability to direct campers or unspecified individuals online into employment by changing their condition or environment of choosing.
by Hmmsphil May 9, 2021
Get the Poetic Trollmug. Unlike a typical internet or IRL Troll, this breed of troll has no malicious intent. They exist only to hear themselves talk. Stories and ideas flow out of their mouths like water from a broken dam with little regard for who might be listening. They are only truly harmful to those who allow themselves to be caught in the torrent, unable to break away for fear of being seen as uncaring or insensitive.
Careful when talking to Sarah. She has a tendency to be a bit of a time troll if you get her talking about cheer-leading.
Once Tom caught me by the water-cooler and spent 20 minutes talking about his weekend! I like the guy, but man he sure can be a time troll sometimes.
Once Tom caught me by the water-cooler and spent 20 minutes talking about his weekend! I like the guy, but man he sure can be a time troll sometimes.
by TheRealZappBrannigan July 18, 2018
Get the Time Trollmug.