Trolling Thickly

The act of meandering with your dick/penis out of your zipper

Did you see that guy, boy was he ever trolling thickly

by Timmmmmyy September 3, 2009

analog troll

A person, usually of an older generation, who derives pleasure from trolling on non-online platforms, such as radio phone-ins and newspaper letter pages

My Dad was on the radio last night praising Hitler. He's such an analog troll.

by Chang And Eng April 20, 2018

Troll Patrollers

Security guards at a high end club or lounge mainly there as a barrier to keep ugly girls out of the venue.

See the guys at the front they are totally Troll Patrollers they just turned away a bunch of snooki wannabes!!!

by Vegaspantyparty September 2, 2012

booty troll

Big or small, ugly individual committing lecherous acts to compensate it's sad life.
If they discover a possible mate, they will never leave them alone. Ever.

A: Oh look! What is that creature lurking on the window sill?

B: That? It's just a booty troll

by A-Ok Gesture October 23, 2020

Poetic Troll

po·et·ic /pōˈedik/ - /pōˈedik/

A poetic troll is an elder with has the ability to direct campers or unspecified individuals online into employment by changing their condition or environment of choosing.

Internet Username: You just logged in for a new day. Why are you being a cyber psycho?
Internet Username: Do you want to meet up today?

A poetic troll is an elder with has the ability to direct campers or unspecified individuals online into employment by changing their condition or environment of choosing.

by Hmmsphil May 9, 2021

Time Troll

Unlike a typical internet or IRL Troll, this breed of troll has no malicious intent. They exist only to hear themselves talk. Stories and ideas flow out of their mouths like water from a broken dam with little regard for who might be listening. They are only truly harmful to those who allow themselves to be caught in the torrent, unable to break away for fear of being seen as uncaring or insensitive.

Careful when talking to Sarah. She has a tendency to be a bit of a time troll if you get her talking about cheer-leading.

Once Tom caught me by the water-cooler and spent 20 minutes talking about his weekend! I like the guy, but man he sure can be a time troll sometimes.

by TheRealZappBrannigan July 18, 2018

Troll-bump

A "troll-bump" is the exact same thing as a "fist-bump" (search "fist bump" if you don't know what that is) but used among and between trolls upon successful trolling.

*class was canceled*

Troll 1: Mark, you're late for class! Ask Troll 2!

Mark: Really troll 2?!

Troll 2: Yes! Hurry, run!

*Mark runs off to class*

Troll 1 and Troll 2: *Troll-bump*

by Umad_Khattak January 7, 2012