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Hissing Troll

Noun: A creature of Welsh origin that can often be found rolling around the gutters of London's fashionable Soho district on Tuesday & Friday nights. Can be identified by its distinct features, so horrific they often cause severe vomitting upon sight. If seen wearing pink underpants caution is advised as it is likely to be so intoxicated it will have been rolling around in gutters and may hiss violently if approached. It has an utter fascination with the Orient and can often be found with a mouth full of Thai or Chinese.
oh my, that Hissing Troll is an utter disgrace!
by Troglodytic Supporters United October 26, 2013
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reality troll

A person who trolls others, only in person. It could be over text or during conversation.
The reality troll wouldn't stop making black jokes in downtown chicago.
by HoRNYMExiiCANNN October 22, 2010
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analog troll

A person, usually of an older generation, who derives pleasure from trolling on non-online platforms, such as radio phone-ins and newspaper letter pages
My Dad was on the radio last night praising Hitler. He's such an analog troll.
by Chang And Eng April 20, 2018
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Trolling Thickly

The act of meandering with your dick/penis out of your zipper
Did you see that guy, boy was he ever trolling thickly
by Timmmmmyy September 3, 2009
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booty troll

Big or small, ugly individual committing lecherous acts to compensate it's sad life.
If they discover a possible mate, they will never leave them alone. Ever.
A: Oh look! What is that creature lurking on the window sill?

B: That? It's just a booty troll
by A-Ok Gesture October 23, 2020
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Poetic Troll

po·et·ic /pōˈedik/ - /pōˈedik/

A poetic troll is an elder with has the ability to direct campers or unspecified individuals online into employment by changing their condition or environment of choosing.

Internet Username: You just logged in for a new day. Why are you being a cyber psycho?
Internet Username: Do you want to meet up today?
A poetic troll is an elder with has the ability to direct campers or unspecified individuals online into employment by changing their condition or environment of choosing.
by Hmmsphil May 9, 2021
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Troll-bump

A "troll-bump" is the exact same thing as a "fist-bump" (search "fist bump" if you don't know what that is) but used among and between trolls upon successful trolling.
*class was canceled*

Troll 1: Mark, you're late for class! Ask Troll 2!

Mark: Really troll 2?!

Troll 2: Yes! Hurry, run!

*Mark runs off to class*

Troll 1 and Troll 2: *Troll-bump*
by Umad_Khattak January 7, 2012
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