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Tommy hacker

An absolute cunt of a man who has a blonde head the shape of a monkeys ballsack. Likes to lick the little kids in parts that are not voluntarily presented to him. If you find yourself in a situation where you ever smell one of his farts, EVACUATE, because sorry man but you’re a goner. Those things can wipe out the entire earth. Also he likes his nostrils being licked so go lick his nostrils if you see him.
Look, there’s Tommy hacker *proceeds to lick his nostrils*
by SpreadingDemCheecks January 6, 2024
mugGet the Tommy hackermug.

Tommy

Tommy is a nice, sweet loving and caring boy. he will look out for you and love you for all the time you have together. He can be shy at times and not know how to act around others, but if hes with someone he truly trusts, he shows who he really is. Hes everything positive a person can be. Good looking, loyal, kind, caring, loving. If u ever get him, dont loose him. Ever.
"OMG LOOK BEHIND YOU!"
*looks behind themself*
"BRO ITS TOMMY!!"
by suckyourrmarjjj November 3, 2021
mugGet the Tommymug.

Tommy

a godly man who made a shit ton of definitions
holy frick it's tommy
by raybeez February 10, 2022
mugGet the Tommymug.

Isabelle and Tommy

They’re the perfect couple, when they talk it’s like there’s no one else in the room. Their arguments are passionate, when they stand close together it’s like there’s electricity buzzing in the air. Isabelle and Tommy are the ultimate power couple. The two smartest and most brilliant people I know. One day they will tule the world together.
Guy 1: Isabelle and Tommy would make such a good couple
Guy 2: I know right? I wish they would just get together already!
by F33t 3at3r June 26, 2022
mugGet the Isabelle and Tommymug.

Do the tommie

Lifting arms behind head and dry fucking the air out ye nut
People come far and wide to see him do the tommie
by Tommieess February 9, 2020
mugGet the Do the tommiemug.

Tommy

That Tommy is a bitch
by Bruuuuu January 9, 2020
mugGet the Tommymug.

hopping tommy

a little black or brown bug that jumps. also known as a click beetle.
woah! there’s a hopping tommy in the kitchen!!
by a..dott January 29, 2025
mugGet the hopping tommymug.

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