night church

When there's a fuck ton of traffic on a Sunday night.

Morgan "Why is there so much damn traffic"
Adam "I don't fucking know; night church?"

by Adam Dabel July 30, 2017

church

the place everyone should want to be. pray that the pastor can give you the key to worship god when you feel that god abandoned you because he didnt give you that wedding or car that you wish you had

despite what you saw on instagram

i love church because i never realized the prayer chapel

by Happy Christian April 10, 2023

Chris Church Maxing

Chris Chruch Maxing is when you wear a red nike tech for long periods of time

Damn twin ur chris church maxing

by Sigma skibidi goat February 4, 2025

church made

To be so scared that you have to go to church and pray.

Bet you wanna get high, or are you Church Made

by Twitch420 March 30, 2011

God Church

dumbass named jake paul

i sell god church merchandise
-jake paul

by jaCK Paule July 15, 2019

City of Churches

Very old fashioned name for Brooklyn, NY, referring to the many church steeples that dominated the mostly low rise skyline of Brooklyn when compared to the taller skyscrapers of Manhattan

Brooklyn was known as the city of churches

by mmrw December 18, 2022

Harry Church

Hot, sexy, big balls very sweet kind-hearted 6ft 8 and black

Person 1: Oh do you know a "Harry Church"
Person 2: Yeah I do they are so awesome and funny!

by BlackObama March 5, 2022