When a man staples his penis to either his right or left thigh, and a woman proceeds to rip the stapler out with her teeth and 'play' (suck) the penis like a flute.
Frank: Just got a philadelphia thigh stapler, man that shit hurts
Gloria: Just gave frank a philadelphia thigh stapler
Gloria: Just gave frank a philadelphia thigh stapler
by cornusthe4th February 14, 2026
Get the Philadelphia Thigh Stapler mug.Mark: "did you see anna's raw thighs??"
Alex: "yea they are the bomb, id wish i could eat those raw thighs"
Alex: "yea they are the bomb, id wish i could eat those raw thighs"
by Knecht November 15, 2025
Get the raw thighs mug.A goofy but sometimes quote unquote "vulgar" term used to describe a Fandhul (Primordial) prediction that looks like it has big thighs BEFORE the actual one released.
Man 1: *laughs like Squidward* Big thighs Fandhul! *laughs again*
Man 2: I'm gonna goon to my own Fandhul prediction!
Man 1: WAIT DON'T DO I- OOHH JESUS CHRIST!!!
Man 2: I'm gonna goon to my own Fandhul prediction!
Man 1: WAIT DON'T DO I- OOHH JESUS CHRIST!!!
by MikotheCornslopper1500 December 28, 2025
Get the Big thighs Fandhul mug.Strap-on-dildo
by freakshow21 March 30, 2011
Get the lube your thighs mug.On June 5 go out and grab some thighs! It doesn’t matter if they are thick or thin, grab-em. Join this day to celebrate all the thighs that are on people’s legs by grabbing them, squeezing them, or even just slapping them! You can even tell everyone about it, then you can grab their thigh. You could also grab any random persons thighs as they walk or stand near you!
by Idek:) June 4, 2019
Get the National Grab a thigh mug.On June 5 go out and grab some thighs! It doesn’t matter if they are thick or thin, grab-em. Join this day to celebrate all the thighs that are on people’s legs by grabbing them, squeezing them, or even just slapping them! You can even tell everyone about it, then you can grab their thigh. You could also grab any random persons thighs as they walk or stand near you!
by Idek:) June 4, 2019
Get the National Grab a thigh mug.On June 5 go out and grab some thighs! It doesn’t matter if they are thick or thin, grab-em. Join this day to celebrate all the thighs that are on people’s legs by grabbing them, squeezing them, or even just slapping them! You can even tell everyone about it, then you can grab their thigh. You could also grab any random persons thighs as they walk or stand near you!
by Idek:) June 4, 2019
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