Walmart Song

The type of song that would be in a Walmart commercial, often being generic and safe.

You actually like Thunder by Imagine Dragons? That fucking Walmart Song? Really?

by Gregory Egg October 24, 2023

Uncle Edward’s Theme song

Look up loud Mexican music on YouTube

Because it’s uncle Edward’s theme song

I listened to the Uncle Edward’s Theme song. I fucking came and peed all over the place.

by Fishnuggets66 November 7, 2023

Step On Me (song)

YOUUU BREAK THE FOOT YOU'RE STANDING ON!!
Do what you want to do what you want to be what you want to be what you want to...

Hater:BITCH STOP SINGING STEP ON ME BY THE CARDIGANS
me: Oh, i think you're holding the heart of mine...
Step On Me (song) (also you people look emo using this on tiktok)

by ImAHomosexualowo August 22, 2023

You're Mine song

Hi, I'm Baldi, nice to meet ya
Fuck me in the ass and call me Patricia
Book's your game? Just shout my name
When you let me use my whip
So that's one book right, but you're all wrong
You haven't even let me use my thong
While I sing you this song, it goes, "Ding-dong"
Like the door I open on you
Here's a tip, abandon ship
Or you're gonna see me campfire willy
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Welcome to my hooker palace)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Please don't leave, I have no friends)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Let's go camping, let me touch ya)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Haha, I tied you up)
Every boy and girl, come dance around
Let's get an orgy started
Get the Bully's fists and the skipping rope
We'll fill your asshole with it
Gonna make it rain Coca-Cola
Gonna send you right back to detention
Pay attention to my dick's ascension
Sixteen bits of dodgy tension
You cry, I just hit harder
You're wrong, I'll speed up faster
I rigged this for my pleasure
In this classroom, I'm the master
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
I'm gonna make you scared of me
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
You're my ecstasy
Bitch, runnin' through the halls, slow down
Shoutin' noises that sound like, "Fuck you, Baldi"
(the rest of the song is on the site named Genius, or search up You're Mine song to know the rest)

Have you heard of the You're Mine song?
Yeah It's my favourite song!
It goes like: Hi, I'm Baldi, nice to meet ya
Fuck me in the ass and call me Patricia
Book's your game? Just shout my name
When you let me use my whip
So that's one book right, but you're all wrong
You haven't even let me use my thong
While I sing you this song, it goes, "Ding-dong"
Like the door I open on you
Here's a tip, abandon ship
Or you're gonna see me campfire willy
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Welcome to my hooker palace)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Please don't leave, I have no friends)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Let's go camping, let me touch ya)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Haha, I tied you up)
Every boy and girl, come dance around
Let's get an orgy started

by AwesomeAlexTheReal5914 April 12, 2024

song

a music with words that'll make you HAVE FUN

person 1 whats that music with words
person 2 it is called a song
person 1 great is is good

by liyuistupidandefiessanismart April 29, 2021

NITI song

a song in which the singer is not well known and is a male, the song is relaxing and somewhat depressing

person 1: dude, i just heard that NITI song on that surfing TF2 server
person 2: damn, we really do live in a society

by Despacito1337 June 5, 2018

Dumb Song

Oh, in my head
You said with certainty
I may be the dumbest person that you've ever seen
You think you're hurtin' me
Bet you won't believe it, but you kinda set me free
You've mentioned Adderall
Slip this guy a sedative, he's bouncin' off the wall
Honey, it's no big deal
We'll get you back to college, you could study somethin' real
So, if that's how you feel
When we go down, when kingdom come
Don't look at me, don't look at me, I'm just too dumb
I'd love to stay, but like you said
Don't look at me, 'cause I got nothin' in my head
Oh, in my head
Too dumb for breakin' up
I'd do it in person, but I'd probably mess it up
I'll text you, "That's enough"
That's how empty-headed people get through shitty stuff
Your world is endin' soon
Mine's a little better 'cause I never watch the news
You make my lunch today
I would do it, but I couldn't work my microwave
So, if that's what you're sayin'
When we go down, when kingdom come
Don't look at me, don't look at me, I'm just too dumb
I'd love to stay, but like you said
Don't look at me, 'cause I got nothin' in my head
Oh, in my head
When we go down, when kingdom come
Don't look at me, don't look at me, I'm much too dumb
I'd love to stay, but like you said
Don't look at me, 'cause I got nothin' in my head
Oh, in my head
Oh, in my head
When we go down, when kingdom come
Don't look at me, don't look at me, I'm just too dumb

You: Hey bro, you wanna listen to the Dumb Song?
Bro: Yeah, that's my favorite song!

by tsam5 March 30, 2024