chrisy coon

a term to say to someone named chris to make them upset
you: chrisy coon
chris: aw
by TheReallyRealReel March 29, 2022
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Coon Eyed Vanilla Milkshake

When a male punches his lover in each eye, giving them two black eyes, and then forcing them to suck his cock until he cums.

Similar to Dirty Panda
I gave Susan the old Coon Eyed Vanilla Milkshake last night after she returned from Arabia.
by SeaBass4 April 13, 2016
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Coon Candy

A girl (typically white) that loves African American guys; usually has the THHHIIICCCCCCCC body type
Dang, that girl is hot but I think she is coon candy
by ceeewwnncanddiieeeebeeetchhhh November 29, 2019
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Coon Cracker

A person of a minority background (specially of African American descent) who ignores their identity to believe in derogatory or prejudice beliefs against people of their race, mostly to secure a seat as one of the “good ones” when trying to fit into or be validated as a Republican.
Darnel and I used to be tight back in high school, we had always bonded over the news stories on the police incidents, but I checked out his insta feed and he’s become such a coon cracker thinking they want him to genuinely be there.
by LamePower January 27, 2025
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Coon bait

When a disc golfer shows up to the course wreaking of marijuana and whiskey. This disc golfer then falls over on every shot and throws all his discs into water hazards, known as coon bait!
Parker had the shittiest game of disc golf today, all he was throwing was coon bait!
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Cooning Off

Talking absolute nonsense, doing silly things and ignoring people in conversations, aswell as being genuinely messed up IQ wise
by fwjakko April 25, 2024
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DC coon

An aggressive and dangerous black person in the Washington DC area. They prey on tourists- mugging, stealing, carjacking..assaulting them. They will try and intimidate the victim by being loud and speaking coon talk. They have bad intentions. And there’s very little repercussions due to local political leader’s policies on crime.
While walking to the Jefferson Memorial, a group of DC coons threatened to shoot me if I didn’t give them my wallet.
by michael mooncricket III October 18, 2022
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