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cookie crunch

when a woman gets kicked, punched, ect. in her crotch.
"Did you you see Amber kick Brooke in the cunt?"
"Yea! That was an awesome cookie crunch!"
by Redneck Punk February 27, 2013
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Cookie Licker

When someone tries to claim everyone they ever talked to so their friends can't date them. They are like a child that licks a cookie all the other kids want and set it on the table so no one else can eat it.
Carmen: That girl is such a cookie licker.

Jordyn: I know. She thinks everyone she ever talked to is hers, and no one else can date them. She just picks up the cookie, licks it, and sets it back in the table so no one else can have it.
by J_123456 February 20, 2017
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Cookie Shame

Excessive consumption of cookies during the holidays, resulting in a profound sense of shame that somehow cannot prevent you from eating more cookies.
After devouring sugar cookies for breakfast, again, the feeling of Cookie Shame sets in.
by nutsong December 22, 2013
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Cookie Sniff

The action in witch an individual swipes his (or her) right hand across his genitals, sniffs his hand and proceeds to say “Oh yeeah pretty good
OMG, timmy totally hit a cookie sniff in front of my parents today!
by CookieSniffTimmy January 20, 2022
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Cookie-doe

She's my bunny. I was hungry when I came up with her name and a female bunny is called a doe so.... She is a Holland Lop so that means she has floppy ears. She loves fruits and vegetables and likes to drink water from a bowl like my dog, Guinness. She has 2 bad legs tho, but she is still amazing and it is not that rare.
Cookie-doe is cute.
by MemeWolf October 3, 2020
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cookie button

The act of pulling out and ejaculating into a girls belly button (only works on an innie). This is followed by throwing sprinkles on her imitating what looks to be "icing with sprinkles".
Cliff showed me a picture of a Tabby's cookie button!
by C-Rock January 8, 2015
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Fucked the Cookie

When you do a random online search and you are constantly bombarded with ads for that item.
I only looked up butt plugs on eBay that one time and now I'm getting ads on Facebook! I must have really fucked the cookie.
by Leonhart January 9, 2019
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