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Bemmy Chavs

basically the kids that think they are hard really most of them are usually at bemerton heath harlequins FC or usually hanging out near the bus stop on a school day how you know that someone is a bemmy chav is if someone is wearing a puffer jacket and doing some shit chavs do
mate these bemmy chavs though
by big fat tubby December 29, 2022
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chav

An overly spray tanned smoker who wears the heaviest fake eyelashes and lip fillers. Can usually be find in athleisure that is too small and a full face of makeup. They lurk around fast food joints and use their long acrylic nails to attract male counterparts to impregnate them.
Why is that girl orange? Oh never mind, it’s a chav.
by darwinshell January 6, 2022
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Chav

A chav is a person who wears 95s just like lee j lowdon
Look at that chav wearing 95s! Ew”
by Snsksjs November 23, 2018
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comcast chav

annoying but nice Comcast guy that comes to your house to fix your tv. making you feel uncomfortable and akward because he's invading your privacy, and dressed like he thinks he's Justin Timberlake in his olden days. (chav attire)
walks out the door saying "have a good one sir"
me- "is sir annoying leaving?"
dad- "what do you mean?"
me- "the comcast guy is kind of making me feel akward. is he leaving?"
dad- "no, he's gonna try to fix the tv"
me- "oh, that's annoying..."

*walks away, thinks to self, what a comcast chav*
by Angie12banjo December 4, 2010
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Chav Week

Chav Week is a week celebrated two weeks after fathers day. It is used to celebrate the douches and dickheads of modern society by pretending and or being like a chav. The most common way to celebrate chav week is by dressing up and speaking like a chav.

A male chav genuinly consists of
-Chains
-black clothing or bright flamboyant clothing
- baggy trousers
-Roadman/Cockney accent. One or the other

Basically try to be the one priveliged guy in "the hood"

A female chav consists of
-Chains
-A shit ton of makeup
-Can be fat
-genuinely black clothing but less then the male type
-Cockney accent
-Hella annoying

If you already fit all these categories, I'm afraid to say. You are a chav
Damn bro are you excited for chav week?
by EhRandomPLsSub June 24, 2022
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chav

a man who hates women, typically of european descent
yeah that dude is such a chav! he hates women so much.
by pooopydoo August 2, 2022
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Chav

“That Aleksander Sukanov is a real chav”
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