SIMON TONGUE

Man about Town. Can be seen at most local watering holes and/or golfing establishments. Usually a Tottenham Hotspurs Fan. Superpowers include: Flight. Banter. Flexible Hips.

Also capable of achieving superhuman feats using Tongue such as: Deadlifting Bollocks,
Tongue press ups. Infinite Tongue Licks.

Approach with caution. Friendly exterior gives way to deep seated aggression. Often mistaken for an inbetweener.

"Look over there, I think it's Simon Tongue"
"No, its just an inbetweener with a golf club"

"Bloody hell mate did you see that fight?"
"Yeah he gave more licks than Simon Tongue"

by RubbaDinghyRapidsBro October 29, 2015

Simone

Often pronounced seemone,seamen and Simon...she...is goofy...loves to do round offs,hesitates constantly before doing them...falls off her chair laughing alot...hates s.n, will "fart on your desk" enjoys fresh meat,is a talented dancer a d gymnast,so very studious and is one of my absolute favorite person.

Simone is in 4.1,she will reps flambooboo and will teef 5 box lunch

by Kcastle January 21, 2023

Simon

Someone who calls you "domoren" for not understanding the poep he is verkondiging.

Wow what a Simon

by levv December 23, 2022

Simon

he can be nice one minute, and the next he’s in your face trying to fight you

person 1: yeah simon’s really nice
person 2: no he ain’t. he punched me in my balls yesterday

by spongebob_holes February 6, 2022

simon millberg

A big Swedish doofus

Simon Millberg is a doofus

by Minecraft mom October 28, 2017

Glitchtale Simon

Glitchtale Simon is a basic hentai guy he does have a online family consisting of kendi his “daughter” and kat the cat he play terraria and many different games he also bullies and gets bullied by artty

Person one: wow that guy is def a glitchtale Simon

by Lord jek September 26, 2019

Simon

Not yes, or no, in the middle, like diagonal

I don’t know... this food is pretty Simon to me.

by Mariana y Martín February 11, 2020