When you put someone face first into a swamp and proceed to butt fuck them as hard as you can while pulling on there ears
by Upside down shrek June 3, 2022
Get the Upside down shrek mug.The hunkiest most delicious man I've ever tasted in my life. He absolutely a monster when it comes to having fun in the swamp. He likes his woman like he likes his onions (white, juicy, and spicy,). Hes the biggest HOTTEST ogre youve ever seen.
Little girl on the streets - Shrek is the tastiest man alive.
Old man - I bet he is. I need a man like him.
Little girl on the streets - HES MINE BACK OFFF.
Old man - I bet he is. I need a man like him.
Little girl on the streets - HES MINE BACK OFFF.
by Shrek4L April 11, 2024
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Get the Shrek 2020 mug.Shrek is a strong European green gremlin that lives in a swamp, he is often fighting with his pet donkey Thanos. For a hobby he likes to spank Mario.
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