Shrek

Shaggy demon

"Shrek is the heathen that is trying to usurp our lord and master shaggy. WE MUST DESTROY HIM FOR THE GLORY OF SHAGGY"
"I'm begging you, let me out of here. it's cold. you haven't fed me in days. I have children. i'm begging you let me just see their faces and let me tell them I love them"
"THAT'S THE KIND OF THING A SHREK SUPPORTER WILL SAY"
"N-no- please"
"RALPHY! BRING THE BOILING OIL!"

by IOU 1 definition February 3, 2019

Shrek

A very sexy creature that all da bois simp for

Do you simp for shrek to

by Shhrekkky May 6, 2022

Shrek

The ogre GOD who has blessed us with memes

ALL HAIL SHREK

by w h y November 20, 2021

Shrek

Shrek was a gift not a gift from God but God was a gift from Shrek

We love Shrek way too much

by The Quandale Dingle May 4, 2022

Shrek

A unit of time. A shrek is the length of the movie Shrek (In other words, 1 hour 35 minutes). Shrek is a currently unpopular measurement system that will hopefully grow to be used across the world during this decade

Son: "Mom, when will dinner be ready?"
Mom: "In half a Shrek, son." (47.5 minutes)

by Salmonellq April 26, 2020

Shrekking

The act of putting two stalks of celery up your ass then a piece of broccoli in your mouth, and doing a handstand.

Sarah: "Oh my god david tried Shrekking with me last night, it was SO hot!"
Virginia: "Oh my god babes im like SO Jealous!!"

by DundeiEh March 30, 2024

Shrek

Green boye

I'm watching all the Shrek movies 40 times today

by Frase Banane boy June 13, 2018