Russian day

The Russian day is a unit of time that is approximately two months.

Many parts of Russia are bathed in sunlight for twenty-four hours a day for over two months, thus saying something took a whole Russian day means it took a very long time, a couple months at least.

We have nintey-percent peroxide, made without vacuum distillation, and it only took a Russian day!

by celery godulus December 30, 2021

Russian Motorcycle

A sexual act between a man and a partner (male or female). The first step is for the man to lay down on his back, with his hand tied or cuffed behind him. His partner then squats down on his dick, similar to how you sit on a motorcycle. The partner then pinches and twists the man's nipples making him squirm in pain. The goal is for the partner to stay on as long as possible while the man tries to shake them off.

Guy #1: Dude what happened to Chris?
Guy#2: I heard his girl gave him a Russian motorcycle last week, he hasn't been the same since.

by Mrdrproffesser October 8, 2017

russian toothbrush

A shot comprised of vodka and rumple minze.

Jake: Hey, you wanna go to Meister's tonight?
Tobias: Yeah, after work today I'm ready to pound some russian toothbrushes

by LumberJake November 1, 2015

russian unicycle

To bone a dude in the ass complimented with a reach around. While dude getting boned sticks a finger in other dudes ass.

After a long day in rehab Sam and Dan got down on the russian unicycle.

by arbor junkie June 30, 2015

Russian Piss

when you accidentally drink vodka instead of water

dude the other night I accidentally Russian pissed- i was DD

by Z412 July 14, 2019

Russian Sludge

Cumming into a shot glass of vodka for the perfect savory midnight treat

I woke up at 3 am for that savory Russian Sludge

by SlipperyTant March 7, 2017

russian math

The name for nerds who need extra hard math and like to "show off" about it.

Hey, what did you get for your math quiz?
100%...
Oh yeah, you're a russian math.

by geek.girl April 13, 2017