Purple Veronica

The act of sending a mass text message out with the contents of the text making absolutely no sense. The purple veronica can go on for hours if the text message is responded to. For each text message response, you earn an ear of corn.

Man, last night Jennifer purple veronicaed me and i wanted to kick her ass. That text made no fucking sense!

by Lancer Pimpp July 4, 2008

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purple tunnel

When you take it exclusively in the rectum so often that you develop carpal tunnel.

Did you hear about Alisha Long turns out she has Purple Tunnel

by Spooky Burger June 15, 2018

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purple spade

The nickname for short blonde girls who love ranch and have no self esteem

Person 1 - "hey dude I heard you're dating that one girl "
Person 2 - "yeah her names tea"
Person 1- "she's such a purple spade man"

by Bananamuffin256 July 21, 2017

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Purple Dragon

When a man gives his partner a purple nurple, drags his balls across they're face and cums on them.

Me and my wife wanted to spice things up so I decided to try a purple dragon on her.

by GoreDios October 27, 2022

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purple car

when you're playing Mario Kart Double Dash!! and Wario's purple car steals first place right when you are about to cross the finish line.

note: you can be purple carred by anyone

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKK!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING PURPLE CAR!!!!!"

by honeybadgerdontgivashit June 9, 2011

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purple throb

when all of the blood inside a partially erect penis flows to the tip, enlarging it to unconventional proportions, turning it purple, while throbbing to your pulse; while the rest of the penis, see shaft, stays normal size

"bro what the fuck! my tips turning purple, and i think its gonna blow!"
"shit guys, we got a purple throb"

by thegrandmalik22 October 21, 2009

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