fitted sheet army

A pool of male ejaculate that has been deposited after intercourse onto a fitted sheet.

"Damn baby you should've got up and squeezed that out.Now we are gonna have to sleep in a fitted sheet army."

by JSmith lu 43 April 5, 2017

hot girl fit

When you're aesthetically fit (6-pack abs, toned, etc.) but struggle with anything cardio-related

"Fuck man, I can barely swim."
"Bro you literally bench 300. I can't believe you're hot girl fit. Go run or something"

by BnBzx January 7, 2024

fit maxing

The act of wearing your freshest outfit and dopest accessories simply to portray that you get bitches and/or have clout.

Josh: hey did you see Chad over there?
Andrew: yeah, he’s totally fit maxing for this party tonight!
Josh: I know and he’s still going to leave with no bitches

by AsteezyB February 22, 2025

It’s fit

When something is peng or good it’s fit or fit as

Person1: that cookie is banging ain’t they?

Person 2: yeah it’s fit

by Randomroady July 23, 2019

Planet Fitness Guillotine

Dropping a heavy set of weights on your throat while working out without a spotter

Friend 1: I got hit with a Planet Fitness Guillotine last week and my throat STILL hurts!

Friend 2: Should have brought a spotter or lifted lighter weights, that's on you.

by Epic Kazoo Solo August 20, 2024

Brit Fit

When a Brittani is overstimulated or isn’t having her way. She throws a tantrum isolating herself. Giving people around her minimal attention

Hey Not Today You Just Through A Brit Fit Yesterday

by WordPearl March 13, 2025

Minion Fit

Minion Fit is an outfit that resembles a minion. Usually yellow shirt, jeans overalls, black shoes, and glasses. Elio Menegolla, Steve Carrel, and Sandra Bullock are commonly seen in a Minion Fit. Minion Fit users usually listen to popular artist Denzel Curry, as Steve Carell and Elio Menegolla really like Denzel Curry.

Steve: "Yo is Elio rockin' the Minion Fit to the party tonight?" Sandra: "Nahh bro, he wore it to work today already."

Sandra: "That's such a cool outfit Steve Carell!!!" Steve Carell: "Thanks Sandra, this is my Minion Fit"

by tacticaltunic April 4, 2025