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Its the most contracted illness among many men. it will kill you really fast and you will get no bitches.

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by Among man deez April 28, 2022

You're toxic

A phrase said three hundred times a fortnite game by 9 year old fortnite addicts.

Player 1: You're toxic, like you won't even give me some ammo!
Player 2: At least i'm not 9.

by lmao111111111112 April 8, 2019

Push-to-toxic

When one makes noises with their mouth, such as "pffffffff" or "tsssssss", in order to mock another individual. Originates from video game players using the push-to-talk button to irritate other players by making noises but not speaking.

Sasa always says "pfffff" and "tsssss", he is push-to-toxic!

by russ.n8 April 24, 2019

Cum Toxic

The feeling of having too much of your own cum in your body due to the lack of ejaculation for a prolonged period of time (ie more than 1 day).

The natural result of the continued production of sperm and related fluids that build up in the body if not frequently released.

Yeah it was great hanging out with a bunch of cum toxic dudes this week...

Look here... I've got a double-loaded weapon and I'm not afraid to use it... I'm cum toxic!

I've got cum toxins coming out of my pores!

by Captain Trifucta February 7, 2010

all my friends are toxic

a shitty song

All my friends are toxic, all ambitionless
So rude and always negative
I need new friends, but it's not that quick and easy
Oh, I'm drowning, let me breathe
I'm better off all by myself
Though I'm feelin' kinda empty without somebody else
Oh, I hear you cryin' out for help
But you never showed for me when I was ringin' your cellphone
Oh, you don't know how it feels to be alone
Baby, oh, I'll make you know, I'll make you know, oh
But life is immaculate, backin' it up a bit
Countin' my hours and knocking on wood
Avoiding my opposites, chewin' on chocolate
Had a bit limited time, but I should
Be good for a minute, don't want to admit it
I'm running on seconds, I'm rigid, I'm screwed
Don't know what to do, I'm thinking of you
I'm drinking up bottles and bottles of booze
I'm better off all by myself

by badboy7656 February 10, 2022

Nothing Toxic

A website that makes you cry. Whether it be from sadness or laughter.

Dude, I just went on Nothing Toxic and almost died from laughing!

by La Touf January 17, 2011

all my friends are toxic

All my friends are toxic, all ambitionless
So rude and always negative
I need new friends, but it's not that quick and easy
Oh, I'm drowning, let me breathe
I'm better off all by myself
Though I'm feelin' kinda empty without somebody else
Oh, I hear you cryin' out for help
But you never showed for me when I was ringin' your cellphone
Oh, you don't know how it feels to be alone
Baby, oh, I'll make you know, I'll make you know, oh
But life is immaculate, backin' it up a bit
Countin' my hours and knocking on wood
Avoiding my opposites, chewin' on chocolate
Had a bit limited time, but I should
Be good for a minute, don't want to admit it
I'm running on seconds, I'm rigid, I'm screwed
Don't know what to do, I'm thinking of you
I'm drinking up bottles and bottles of booze
I'm better off all by myself
Though I'm feelin' kinda empty without somebody else
Oh, I hear you cryin' out for help
But you never showed for me when I was ringin' your cellphone
Oh, you don't know how it feels to be alone
Baby, oh, I'll make you know, I'll make you know, oh

all my friends are toxic

by Do_U_Kno_Da_Wae? May 14, 2022