dark nuts

testicles with frostbite

Davey really learned his lession this Christmas about walking naked throug a blizzard he got dark nuts and his ass was literally frozen solid.

by LMxDurgex December 24, 2008

Nut Sucker

Someone who sucks nuts

Jason is a nut sucker

by DJHomeboi January 25, 2015

non-nuts

A vagina.

That woman is such a bitch. Someone should kick her in the non-nuts.

by SelfishMotives July 7, 2008

nuts-good

1. Depriving from "not good", meaning the same thing with a homosexual twist. 2. When a man possesses homosexual feelings towards another man. 3. When something is the opposite of good, more extreme than "not good."

1. "Macy snuck into my bed last night... it was nuts-good."

2. "After watching that gay-porn I'm feeling pretty nuts-good."

3. (While playing resident evil), "There are so many zombies in this room! Nuts-good!"

by JohntheFisherman August 4, 2007

Clap nuts

When ones nuts(aka. testicles) collide with ones leg creating a loud "clapping" sound.

Look, there goes Steve. He has "clap nuts"

by Logan May 24, 2003

No Nut Eve

Represents the last day of October. Before the start of No Nut November.

Last round guys, Its No Nut Eve

by FlowFi October 29, 2019

crazy nuts

Used to describe something that is insane and funny at the same time.

The guy I met online is crazy nuts for believing anything I say!

by Kaylee Girl October 17, 2007