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cat anchored

definition: when a person is sitting down and a cat is on their lap and they are unable to move without disturbing the cat, via they are CAT ANCHORED.
Hey, can you grab me a beer out of the fridge, sorry man,i can't get up i'm cat anchored right now.
by poisonivey March 30, 2023
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Weasel Cat

It is the apex predator of Arvada, Colorado. It has the strength of ten raccoons, the length of a vespa scooter, the height of a fire hydrants, and the eyes of a demon long dead (just red). It is rarer than big foot, chupacabra, and an affordable housing with a view of the mountains.
"Bro, I just saw the Weasel Cat by 72nd and Wadsworth"
by TheLasso May 16, 2019
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Pants Cat

Pants Cat (Pellentesque Felis) is a common warm blooded species found throughout several parts of the world. While there are still many wild, untamed breeds of this species, the most common is the Domestic Hairless Pants Cat. This breed typically thrives in dark environments that are rich in alcohol and that are also shared with its prey, the wild Trouser Snake (Trouser Coluber). While requiring some skill, the Pants Cat can be tamed. The Domestic Pants Cat requires pets, kisses, free drinks and its prime feeding time is after last call. The opposite rules of Gremlins apply: Always keep it wet and always feed it after midnight.
"Hope that Pants Cat is a Sphynx and not a Himalayan."
by smAsho March 9, 2014
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cat bellies

A term of endearment for the sagging fat at the back of a person's arms (tricep area) that hangs and usually jiggles when one waves or moves their arm rapidly. It is termed from the unmistakable resemblance of the typical low-slung underbelly of a cat.
Oh goddness, my cat bellies are so jiggly today!

Person A: "What are you gunna work out today at the gym?"
Person B: "I think I'm gunna work on my cat bellies"
by Rissa513 July 29, 2011
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kitty cat

by Mark Hoppus July 13, 2003
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VG cats

A webcomic that does parodies of video games, current movies, anime, etc. The main characters are a pink and a grey cat.
by Pyriix November 11, 2008
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cat nip

A drug for cats. It tends to make them crazy, excitable, & generally a lot funnier
I gave Whiskers some cat nip last night & she went nuts!
by D.C.B. July 11, 2006
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