PIMP ASSISTANT

A fellow with developed skills of not being persuaded by a stripper or coniving woman for trickery or bilking money.

He smoothly played his pimp assistant on that ho. She shut the f-up and walked away. No games there bro!

by T_rump_supporter May 18, 2016

Media Pimp

One who shares an almost obscene amount of music, movies, etc. with one's friends.

"Drew is a media pimp. All he does is try to get people to listen to music, watch movies, and buy heroin."

"Man, the second that girl finds a new band she likes, she tries to get everyone to listen to them. It's as if she's whoring the music out. What a media pimp."

by Rachel E! January 2, 2009

trailer pimp

Since trailer parks are the rural and suburban counterpart of the urban housing projects, a trailer pimp is a Caucasian player. A whitey version of the well known African American pimp. Not typically an actual pimp responsible for a stable of bitches, but rather a poor white guy who manages to successfully date (and regularly bang) several of his neighbor's wives and daughters for a sustained period before it all goes to shit and he has to pack up the Trans Am and bail.

Robbie says he got his milf neighbor and her daughter to each do a line of blow off of his cock, either he's bullshittin' or he's a certified trailer pimp.

by Brilliantjackass April 28, 2011

pimp-stripes

aka pin-stripes.

They're some crazy pimp-stripes you're wearing there.

by ra November 26, 2003

pitty pimp

(noun.)

A word used to describe a person who wishes pitty on themselves. One who whenever they open their mouths they are saying "Pitty me! I have a horrible life!"

(random names. not real ppl)

Dylan: hay, Julie, what's going on?
Julie: I was going ot visit my sister's grave. She died form cancer three months ago. It was horrible, my mother couldn't aford it, and my father walked out when she got it.
Dylan: O_o

by Wormtail July 7, 2005

heard it pimp

A phrase commonly used in a situation where one person is obviously over exaggerating or lying, and the other person sarcastically confronts them.

Doucher: "damnnn pimpin, i swooped on these two bz's at the club and they both hooked me up... TWO times....."
Pimpin: "HEARD IT PIMP!!!!"

by Sean/Sarah September 5, 2007

gorilla pimp

To aggressively go after someone you like...to scare or intimidate someone itno being with you.

Ole girl turned Alex down at the club so when he saw her in the parking lot afterward he Gorilla Pimped that bitch and took the Pussy.

by Chuck W. January 30, 2005