second-night syndrome

sometimes known as SNS. occurs when actors or tech crew in a play get cocky over their opening night performances and slack off on the second night, resulting in a horrible show.

Director: What happened tonight? This show was horrible!
Actor: Sorry, Mr Jones. We got second-night syndrome.

by anthony pazo April 27, 2007

5 second joke

A joke that lasts for only 5 seconds. (A joke that can easily be spotted in 5 seconds.)

Dood 1: look, I got a 100 dollar bill
Dood 2: (5 seconds later)... Dude, thats fake
Dood 1: I know, its a 5 second joke

by YT name: Max Mool ( Asian kid) May 23, 2018

5 second rule

A highly scientific finding that says that germs need at least five seconds to jump on food that falls on the floor, enabling the person who dropped said food to pick it up and safely consume it, as long as they do so within five seconds of dropping it.

"Hey dude, that cookie's still OK to eat, the five second rule's in effect."

by dungbeetle July 10, 2004

not worth a second glance

Homely or ordinary looking person someone else wouldn't look at twice. Something which is of little value or consequence.

Bill looks like a frog and he's not worth a second glance. Sarah is the quiet "plain Jane" at school and she's not worth a second glance. The statistics report is all screwed up and it's not worth a second glance.

by louisegue November 9, 2013

30-second tactical

a very fast tactical wank. can be dine wherever you go.

"you bro, i am off for a 30-second tactical"

by Knotvibez January 18, 2023

5 Seconds of Direction

5 Seconds of Direction is 9 guys consisting of One Direction and 5 Seconds of Summer. They toured together for One Direction's Take Me Home and Where We Are tour. These 9 boys are the reason that millions of fangirls had could not function properly and have major fangirl moments. But now these fangirls are hoping these 9 boys collab and go on tour again.

These boys, 5 seconds of direction, saved our lives.

by Luna_1d_soml October 30, 2019

second-handed suicide

Second-handed suicide is where someone wants to die, but doesn't commit suicide. They don't like life, but they are too scared to actually commit.

Me: I don't like life, everything bad happens to me. I just want it to be done.

Also me: sometimes it's good, I do have friends, I don't want them to be hurt bc of me.

Second-handed suicide. (this took me so long bc it wouldn't let me submit it)

by Guys are better than girls July 8, 2021