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Bate and Switch

When the porn you’re watching cuts to the guy’s taint right when you are about to nut.
So I was about to cum to Angela White’s tits bouncing when boom, I got Bate and Switched. Worst nut ever.
by RawDawg69420 May 4, 2020
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you turn me on like a light switch

something something and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and aroooouuuund
"you turn me on like a light switch"

-Charlie pussy
by iminhellplshelpahhh July 7, 2024
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Switch

(In sexual context) someone who changes dominant and submissive (top and bottom) roles during sex
"I can't decide whether I'm a bottom or top, so I'll be a switch"
by Ohbzkuure November 19, 2021
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SWITCH HOODIES

Switch hoodies with you closest friend. It could be at school or out of school.
by Alien pink January 11, 2020
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Throw the switch

Def 1; To do something that is certain to cause your own death. To commit suicide.

Def 2; To start a car, a boat or any other motorvehicle.

Def 3; To suddenly initiate legal action after a long cooling off period.

Def 4; To die, especially suddenly - to throw the dead man switch.
Def 1; Michael threw the switch last night. His sister found him this morning.

Def 2; Time to throw the switch, we gotta get back to Philadelphia in time for the Thanksgiving at my brothers house.

Def 3; I heard Thomas is now getting sent to jail by his ex Trish. Turns out Trish threw the switch on him. He thought he got away with putting up all that revenge porn online. I guess he's screwed now.

Def 4; My old pop threw the switch today. He had a major stroke while cooking dinner with his wife.
by Rubrat November 2, 2022
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Switch

An attachment for a Glock handgun that makes the weapon fire automatically.
I got a switch but I ain’t playing Nintendo
by GunnyG October 3, 2022
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Schwillard Switch

Saying you’re going to do (or quit doing) something but then quickly changing your mind when realizing the task requires effort or sacrifice.
Dallon: “I thought Zac quit drinking for good, why does his location show him at twin peaks?”
John: “Looks like that addict pulled a classic Schwillard Switch”
by ToiletBehindDumpster April 27, 2024
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