angry light switch

A small penied man unable to do the heli-cockter looking more like an angry light switch.

I can't really do a heli-cockter it comes off looking more like an angry light switch.

by Bazinga92 February 19, 2024

Switch

An attachment for a Glock handgun that makes the weapon fire automatically.

I got a switch but I ain’t playing Nintendo

by GunnyG October 3, 2022

switch

A small device you can put on a handgun to convert it from semi-automatic to fully automatic firing.

Don't make him your op man, I saw him, he had the switch.

by Mona Ze October 9, 2022

Throw the switch

Def 1; To do something that is certain to cause your own death. To commit suicide.

Def 2; To start a car, a boat or any other motorvehicle.

Def 3; To suddenly initiate legal action after a long cooling off period.

Def 4; To die, especially suddenly - to throw the dead man switch.

Def 1; Michael threw the switch last night. His sister found him this morning.

Def 2; Time to throw the switch, we gotta get back to Philadelphia in time for the Thanksgiving at my brothers house.

Def 3; I heard Thomas is now getting sent to jail by his ex Trish. Turns out Trish threw the switch on him. He thought he got away with putting up all that revenge porn online. I guess he's screwed now.

Def 4; My old pop threw the switch today. He had a major stroke while cooking dinner with his wife.

by Rubrat November 2, 2022

flirt switch

The flirt mechanism in a man’s brain

I was talking with this woman last night and my flirt switch was stuck in overdrive!

by sctsnpr April 6, 2022

Lumpy Switch Around

A sex activity where you and your partner/partners form a circle ass up, then a person in the center of the ass circle uses a lumpy cucumber to fuck a person of their choice. Then the two people swap places and the new person in the center gets to choose who to fuck with the lumpy cucumber.

Yeah i had a good weekend. Me and the boys had a lumpy switch around on saturday so i spent all sunday cleaning up.

by NotNotGeno January 11, 2021

Nintendo switch player

A person who unironically their strange game console 24/7. Constantly asks if others want to play.

“Kenzie why are you always on that switch.” “Because I am a true Nintendo switch player”

by Fresingir1248 December 5, 2022