Classy Stoner

A girl from a nicer area of NJ/NYC who gives off Madison Avenue vibes but is low key a burnout babe. Listens to musical theater while rolling her J (only with the best strains). After she gets high, orders an immense amount off of UberEats using her dad's card. Enjoys shopping at Dior while stoned. Never buys pre-rolled J's and she loves corgi videos.

She's not a stoner, she's a classy stoner.

by EmGirlie123 December 12, 2019

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stoner-paradise.com

Stoner-paradise.com is a commercial website that targets marijuana enthusiasts.

Bro, check out this cool herb grinder that I got from www.stoner-paradise.com

by ScoobyDooPaPa May 26, 2018

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Stoner Hat

Something blake and logan share when they start levitating and shit off the nic

Damn Logan you look buzzed as shit, why you not wearing the stoner hat?

by fagmaster69 July 11, 2020

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Stoner's Drip

A wet spot prominently visible at or near the crotch of a male's pants caused by an incomplete urination. This phenomenon is typically noticed by the afflicted individual right before entering a full conference room, classroom, or any other public place. The only way to save face for the afflicted individual is to hide or obscure the line of sight to the problematic spot with a notebook, magazine, briefcase, etc.

As he entered his philosophy classroom, Kevin noticed several students in the room grinning and snickering. Upon looking down he noticed the obvious case of Stoner's Drip displayed on his khakis.

by Nitrolian March 7, 2014

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clean stoner

Basically the person who gives off stoner energy without ever smoking pot.

Or the person who always announces themselves as such so they aren’t pressured into getting high.

Example 1
Man 1: (laughing hysterically*)
Man 2: Bro did you smoke?
Man 1: NOPE! (wheezes and falls*)

Example 2
Man 1: You want some?
Man 2: Nah I’m good, I’m a clean stoner..
Man 3: Why do I ever bring you out?

by QzandeenOFC August 2, 2021

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Stoner Tax

The termed used to describe the fact that common items branded for cannabis use are much more expensive than identical items not intended for stoners.

Damn, that rolling tray is exactly the same as the one at the dollar store but because it has a pot leaf on it and I bought it at a head shop there was a serious stoner tax.

by loopbedoop July 2, 2022

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