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by mackenzie October 3, 2003
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shocker

Two in the Jackpot, One in the Balloon Knot
Two in the clam, One in the Ham
Two in the queef box, One in the Fart Box
Two in the squid, One in the skid
Two in the pouch, One in the OUCH!!!
In order to Shocker you must put her in the splits and poke her where she shits.
by dcdc220 October 20, 2006
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shocklance

weapon of exterme ownage in tribes 2. takes enormous skill when used with energy pack.
by yo bitch wut up July 12, 2003
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Cell Block Shock

A condition that occurs after you call a girl and find that she has blocked your number, leaving you in a state of unbelief. This usually happens due to the girl labeling you as a stalker or creeper.
Guy 1: "Dude, I'm totally into this girl!"

Guy 2: "Does she even like you?"

Guy 1: "Yeah bro, we text each other all the time. I'll call her and prove it!"

Cell: "The number you have dialed has call restrictions that have prevented your call."

Guy 1: Silent

Guy 2: "Talk to me man! You're going into cell block shock!"
by DeltaGuy January 9, 2010
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spockanee

The way rock stars pronounce spokane when they come to the Opera House to do a concert.
"Hellllooooooo, Spockanee!!!!! How ya'll feeling tonight??"

"Get off the stage, poser!"
by Percy Reno November 22, 2004
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Spocked Five

A Canadian $5 bill that has had Wilfrid Laurier modified to resemble Spock from Star Trek.
Kevin handed the cashier a Spocked Five, uncertain if it would be accepted.
by daverd2 December 15, 2012
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Spockist

A "Spockist" is a person in a movement that is fed up with all the emotional hype, illogical actions, falsehoods, corruption, lack of integrity, and false prophets in America.

A "Spockist" is simply a person who is not an emotional nitwit. Instead he or she weighs all information against "Logic". Is it Logical? Is it True?

OR

Is it simply a "Fascinating" emotional action on behalf of the intellectually inferior psuedo-intellectuals in the human race?

Be a "Spockist". A growing movement. Weigh the facts. Make Logical Decisions. Don't fall for the weakness of human emotion in your interaction with the world.

Started by "Spockist" Guy Nohrenberg, after the Trump/Clinton Elections in 2016, the "Spockist" movement is more underground than "Anonymous" or "Hactivists".

"Spockists" do not commit crimes, do not rush out and join protests, do not disrupt civilization.

"Spockists" DO apply Logic, DO seek Truth, DO participate in Solutions, DO help heal Civilization, and DO take the Emotional America that we knew in 2016, and guide it's maturing into the World that supports Logic, Religion, Science, and Emotion all in perfect balance with those Aliens that will soon be met, who have been waiting for "Spockists" to help this Earth.

Vote "Spockist"!
A Spockist just ran for POTUS and Won!

A Spockist found and validated the Truth in this Matter and brought it to the forefront for Logical Dissemination and Analysis.

Our Governor, a Spockist, has made our state a wonderful state to live in.
by Tin Dad November 27, 2016
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