fuck you silly

To fuck one silly, fuck you so hard that you're partner in the act reaches a form of mental retardation .

I'm going to fuck you silly tonight baby!

fuck you silly by London12334 December 6, 2016

satans silly string 

Ejaculation of semen that gets in contact with water, making it very sticky and hard to get rid of. Most of the time it occurs in the shower when one ejaculates and tries to wash it off with water, but instead makes it 10x worse and harder to wash off. This is known as one of satans dirtiest tricks.

dude dont try and rinse off your skeet in the shower it will just turn into satans silly string.

I was finishing myself off in the shower cause my brother was gonna take one and as i was walking out i ended up with satans silly string all over my body.

I heard neill jacks off in the shower.
man, he must deal with satans silly string alot.

satans silly string by Harry Kuant November 17, 2009

Look at the silly monkey

The phrase is from the TV-show "South Park" and the so-called "Chewbacca defense".

Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, you must now decide whether or not to reverse the decision for my client, Chef. I know he seems guilty, but ladies and gentlemen...

This ... is Chewbacca. Now think about that for one minute - that does not make sense. Why am I talking about Chewbacca when a man's life is on the line? Why? I'll tell you why: I don't know. It doesn't make sense. If Chewbacca does not make sense, you must acquit! Here, look at the monkey. Look at the silly monkey!

Look at the silly monkey by Springborg June 25, 2008

Toss yourself silly 

To masturbate numerous amounts of time in a row

Bob: What did you do on saturday?
Alf Goonit: Me and Arsenegger tossed ourselves silly

Toss yourself silly by Rob2 March 8, 2005

Shit's Silly 

when the impossible suddenly becomes possible. often used when something unimaginable occurrs.

During the 2001 World Series, Game 4. Yankees Vs. Diamondbacks. Diamondbacks lead by two runs, bottom of the ninth, two outs. One man on. Tieing run at the plate.
Boy 1: Yo, callin' this right here. Tino knocks one out of the park. I feel it yo.
Boy 2: Get the fuck out of here. That shits never gonna happen yo.
Tino goes long.
Boy 1: Holy shit! what'd i tell you.
Boy 2: Fuck dude, shit's silly right there, shit is fucking silly.

Shit's Silly by Pensky May 17, 2006

Ministry of Silly Walks 

A branch of the British government, run by John Cleese, that publishes ways to walk that make you look like an idiot.

I'm sorry to have kept you waiting, but I'm afraid my walk has become rather sillier recently, and so it takes me rather longer to get to work.

lt's not particularly silly, is it(Referring to Mr. Pudey's walk)? I mean, the right leg isn't silly at all and the left leg merely does a forward aerial half turn every alternate step.

Now the Japanese have a man who can bend his leg back over his head and back again with every single step. While the Israelis... here's the coffee.

Ministry of Silly Walks by Alex Linden May 11, 2004

Dont Be silly wrap your Willy 

Dont BE stupid put a condom on when u are gonan have sex

Johnny i hear that ur gonna have sex ,so dont be silly wrap your willy

Dont Be silly wrap your Willy by moosewayne October 1, 2005