An ex whom you dated for rebound for a solid 8 days who claims he's "over you" but is still really salty with you about it all and is just a total cunt, even though he took advantage of you while also being in love with a girl who has no interest in him. Usually named jason.
by D Drizzle raises the hizzle January 24, 2018
Get the Salty Cuntmug. The act were you wave your testicals that have not been washed in a few days in someone elses face so they can smell the very unpleasent oroma.
Jew: Dude Garrett did the salty flapper to me the other day and i puked.
Garrett: Ya i know you dumb piece of shit im Garrett.
Garrett: Ya i know you dumb piece of shit im Garrett.
by Art E. Rie October 3, 2010
Get the Salty Flappermug. The act of using a woman's cat to clean your junk after sex. It works best if you have just soaked her face and tits with a monster load of baby gravy.
John: How did it go with that skank from the biker bar last night?
Jim: Awesome! I pulled the old Salty Felix on that pig. After I covered her with about a quart of jizz, I picked up her cat, wiped my hog off with it, and got the hell out of there!
John: Epic! It doesn't get much better than that on a Tuesday night!
Jim: Awesome! I pulled the old Salty Felix on that pig. After I covered her with about a quart of jizz, I picked up her cat, wiped my hog off with it, and got the hell out of there!
John: Epic! It doesn't get much better than that on a Tuesday night!
by dingo3 October 22, 2010
Get the Salty Felixmug. The act of performing oral sexy on a woman whilst also picking her nose and eating it. A nice satisfying mixture of that sweet cream and salty booger to really even out the experience.
Craving a well rounded "meal" Josh gave Kate the Sweet and Salty by picking Kate's boogers and popping them in his mouth whilst he was going down her.
by thefatbatman1983 March 11, 2022
Get the Sweet and Saltymug. When you knock someone out and proceed to cum into their mouth while they are unconscious. It is the ultimate form of disrespect and ridicule.
1.
PK: "I'm finna knock that boy out and cum in his mouth
S.A.: "On god bruh, he gon a wake up and be all like "damn I got cum in my mouth" n shit"
PK: "thas right, he gonna wake up with a salty surprise"
2.
PK: "that boy likes to talk real big huh? He better check himself before he gets the salty surprise"
PK: "I'm finna knock that boy out and cum in his mouth
S.A.: "On god bruh, he gon a wake up and be all like "damn I got cum in my mouth" n shit"
PK: "thas right, he gonna wake up with a salty surprise"
2.
PK: "that boy likes to talk real big huh? He better check himself before he gets the salty surprise"
by PkTheArsonist May 29, 2022
Get the Salty surprisemug. The taste of cum in your mouth that is overly salty and quite frankly tastes like garbage.
Often this taste occurs due to a lack of pineapple being consumed by person who is receiving oral sex.
Often this taste occurs due to a lack of pineapple being consumed by person who is receiving oral sex.
Person 1: "I was blowing this guy the other day and his jizz totally tasted like salty garbage.
Person 2: "Wow, that SUCKS lol."
Person 2: "Wow, that SUCKS lol."
by realityhurtz January 14, 2016
Get the salty garbagemug. by marc brien June 17, 2005
Get the salty kretzmug.