square 

another name for a cigarette given because it is round

Q: "what kind of square you got?" A: "All i smoke is menthols."

square by nikia jonez February 23, 2009

squarea

A blend of the two words "square" and "area". Rather than saying the squared area, one can just say, "squarea".
Brought into use by a University of Saskatchewan masters student in the Faculty of Engineering.

I must find the squarea in order to solve this problem.

squarea by K.E. McIver April 2, 2007

Square 

A lame, uncool, unhip* some say unhep* person. In Jazz music this term first originated as square records *usually given as a sampler or for free at the record stores* that had very stupid tunes on them.

Greg you listen to that shit. You are such a square.

Square by steelslammer December 29, 2007

FIFA four-square 

an improved version of the classic playground game four-square, FIFA four-square is played with the feet, preferably with a soccer ball. popularized at a St. Louis highschool, the game is far superior to original.

Jim: "look, a soccer ball. . . and four squares!"
Bob: "are you thinking what i'm thinking?"
Both: joyously "FIFA FOUR-SQUARE!!!"

FIFA four-square by willessner December 27, 2008

square root 

A euphemism, referring to the square root of 4761 (which is 69).

Sir and I took a walk out into to woods today, spread out a blanket, and began to square root happily for the rest of the afternoon.

square root by Ayla February 14, 2005

square shit 

To express that the odds are slim.

Speaker 1: "I'm gonna kick that mother fuckers arse. I dont care how many UFC titles he has."
Speaker 2: "You've more chance of turning out a square shit my friend!"

square shit by Nicky James. October 27, 2007

Square Tits 

Usually a sea captains wife. Generally an unlikeable woman who coddles her children. May have great tits. Dislikes her children's Aunts and Uncles. Micromanages access.

Hey Square tits, my niece is scared of me!

Square Tits by Karl the Cat July 27, 2010