russian slapper

the process of spreading a humans butt cheeks cumming on the gouch and then slapping the cheeks together so it squirts back on you

Last night i gave my mother a russian slapper.

by Steven L January 25, 2009

Jap slappers

Flip flops

Ah shit! I left my jap slappers at the brothel!

by Les Stroud July 13, 2012

rabbit slapping

When you're fucking a bitch and your balls slap the top of her pussy

Dude, i was rabbit slapping this bitch so hard she couldn't walk the next day

by mynameismarky November 17, 2013

Sappholyptic

This describes a particular and rare kind of drama queen, spoiling for a fight, who fakes sincerity through cleverly crafted and articulated role plays in order to belittle a particular person's beliefs. She does this through gross misrepresentations and ludicrious assertions in general strewn about from the lofty sadle of her high horse. It can also be seen as 'taking the piss' out of someone. When caught out at this game, she will try and justify the argument more objectively; but this is just a cop out.

OMG! Did you hear what Miranda said about Willy's belief in Atheism? She is way too sappholyptic for anyone to take her seriously.

Here comes another sappholyptic drama!

by Sappholyptic January 20, 2011

sapphicating

when you're a gay girl and see a girl so pretty that you can't breathe properly

*a girl walks by*
sapphic friend: WHA- OH GOD JDJSKS SHE!!! *can't breathe - is sapphicating*
straight friend: you okay sis?

by theoriginalgremlin February 24, 2020

Sapphic Turner

A sapphic turner is a sapphic has has so much power that they are able to turn anyone into a sapphic.

An example of a sapphic turner is: Chloe Moriondo

Pluto: omg did you know that chloe moriondo is a sapphic turner ?
June: Yeah ! they turned me into a sapphic.
Pluto: NO WAY SHE TURNED ME INTO A SAPPHIC TOO !!

by NeoAkaPluto December 8, 2020

monkey slapper

Some one who masturbates to much.

Fred is a total monkey slapper

by assjugs July 1, 2008