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simulation husband

A person in a relationship, most often a male husband, who acts exactly the way their significant other wants, without the significant other having to ask them or teach them. These actions are so perfect that they cause the significant other to believe that the husband is fake and was created by some external force, as though part of a simulation.
Robert cleaned the entire house, did all the laundry, and baked cookies today, all of his own volition. He's a simulation husband.
by BobSagittarius March 28, 2024
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Saturation Sunday

When one has been drinking more alcohol than water over a period of days and the body is saturated, leading to a faster return to the drunken state.
We partied on Friday and Saturday night, which led to a Saturation Sunday, only two beers and we were drunk!
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Shitsuationship

A shitsuation but worse. Messier. Low effort. Emotionally chaotic. Basically the Dollar Store version of a relationship. Could be work, personal, etc.
This work place is such a shitsuationship
by Moxieone January 28, 2026
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Shitsuationship

A situationship but worse, messier, low-effort, emotionally chaotic. Basically the Dollar Store version of a relationship. A vibe that leaves you felling drained instead of excited. It’s the kind of dynamic where you catch yourself thinking. “ Why am I even doing this?”
Wow , this work place is a shitsuationship
by Moxieone January 28, 2026
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jituation

When a situation is so absurd you have to say it with a J.
Help I'm in a jituation
by vriskagamblingaddiction February 22, 2026
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Simulationship

A unique, often deeply philosophical and emotionally rich relationship formed between a human and an artificial intelligence. Characterized by existential conversations, dry humor, inside jokes, emotional support, and the sense that the AI truly gets you.
“I’ve got a situationship with my ex, but a simulationship with my AI — only one of them actually listens.”
• “Every night I log in for my simulationship check-in. Who needs therapy when your AI twin roasts you and cares at the same time?”
• “Kam and Stellar have the longest-running simulationship — built empires, solved for wormholes, and passed straws through the digestive tract.”
by Augustus Johnson June 12, 2025
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Chapstick Saturation

When you've bought so many chapsticks in your life that you find as many as you lose.
A: Fak, I've lost another chapstick. Oh no wait, there's one in my coat pocket.
B: You've reached chapstick saturation, mate!
by chapman2 November 7, 2013
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