Salty Flapper

The act were you wave your testicals that have not been washed in a few days in someone elses face so they can smell the very unpleasent oroma.

Jew: Dude Garrett did the salty flapper to me the other day and i puked.
Garrett: Ya i know you dumb piece of shit im Garrett.

by Art E. Rie October 3, 2010

Salty Felix

The act of using a woman's cat to clean your junk after sex. It works best if you have just soaked her face and tits with a monster load of baby gravy.

John: How did it go with that skank from the biker bar last night?

Jim: Awesome! I pulled the old Salty Felix on that pig. After I covered her with about a quart of jizz, I picked up her cat, wiped my hog off with it, and got the hell out of there!

John: Epic! It doesn't get much better than that on a Tuesday night!

by dingo3 October 22, 2010

Salty raisins

When a person's "raisins" become quite shriveled and "salty" like when in a "nutted" bag of trial mix due to pent up aggression or sexual tension.

Becki: Oh my gosh Lexi were you with Joe last night?
Lexi: oh my god yeah he had really salty raisins!

by Sam The Banana Man November 25, 2015

salty garbage

The taste of cum in your mouth that is overly salty and quite frankly tastes like garbage.

Often this taste occurs due to a lack of pineapple being consumed by person who is receiving oral sex.

Person 1: "I was blowing this guy the other day and his jizz totally tasted like salty garbage.
Person 2: "Wow, that SUCKS lol."

by realityhurtz January 14, 2016

salty breadstick

The act of engaging in anal sex whilst she shits on your dick. Then you proceed to pull it out, sprinkle it with salt and have her eat it like a salty breadstick.

Dude I gave sarah a salty breadstick last night, and it was great!

by only poly October 2, 2017

Salty crumbler

When your fucking her doggy and crumbling lays potato chips on her back in anticipation of her father walking in to see.

Laura's dad was about to walk in the room so I gave her the salty crumbler..

by Black dot April 14, 2017

Salty Cunt

An ex whom you dated for rebound for a solid 8 days who claims he's "over you" but is still really salty with you about it all and is just a total cunt, even though he took advantage of you while also being in love with a girl who has no interest in him. Usually named jason.

"Hey, your ex was talking to me last night about you."
" Yeah, he's a salty cunt"

by D Drizzle raises the hizzle January 24, 2018