Mighty Morphin Ass Ranger

when someone doesn't give a fuck about you and randomly wears colored gloves during the day.

And he usually gives bitches angry dragons.

That fucking mighty morphin ass ranger is pissing me off because he keeps talking about my emo ass black hair.

by jojoemothafuckinbaby July 11, 2009

ranger

Derived from the historical ineptitude of the Texas Rangers major league baseball franchise, it is a verb meaning to suck or blow profusely. It originated as a way to describe the act of sucking or blowing on a consistent annual basis while at the same time offering empty promises of excellence and improvement. Nowadays, it is used as a phrase synonymous with suck and blow.

EX. 1 - Since their move from Washington D.C. in 1972, the Major League Baseball team formerly known as the Washington Senators has exposed its fans to levels of rangering that have never before been seen in mankind's history.

EX. 2 - The Atlanta Hawks have pretty much rangered since the late 90's.

by James/Cass July 19, 2007

Ranga

someone with red hair

check out him
his such a ranga

by emzy99 February 1, 2008

Ranga

any person with red hair

hahaha check out that ranga!

by gbanger January 17, 2008

ranga

An extremely useless person, with bright red/orange hair, usually albino looking. Carries a bottle of sun screen lotion around with them everywhere. Should be publically humiliated whenever witnessed, by yelling out what they truely are: RANGA!!!!

unenlightened guy: ewww, what is that crispy looking orange thing laying in the sun over there?

enlightened guy: oh that thing, just another damn ranga that doesnt know his limitations

by volg July 20, 2008

rectum ranger

A man who keeps patrol of his boyfriend's asshole. Often used in Canada.

"Is that a Mountie over there in the forest?"

"No Billy, it's my Rectum Ranger"

by D'Licious January 21, 2003

The Walker, Texas Ranger

While doing a girl doggystyle, you pull it out, turn her around, look her in the eyes, and say "I'm Chuck Norris bitch" - you then roundhouse kick her in the boobs and piss on her face, then you say "Your under arrest."

Nick performed the Walker, Texas Ranger on Alex's sister.

by BTNJ August 30, 2008