poon jab

to continuously fist away at willing or unwilling anal or vaginal cavity with no remorse whatsoever. It is usally done with fellow coworkers watching and cheering on the poon jabber by screaming "WHOOT THERE IT IS!"

My and the guys got off of work and went to Luke's mom's house and I poon jabbed the shit out of her!
It was so much fun we all went to Burger King came back and poon jab her some more, but this time in her brown eye!

by getsome3378 February 10, 2009

Pocono Nosejob

When you take a runny shit in your partner's mouth, they eat it, than you stick your finger down their throat to make them puke it back up. When they puke you forcably hold their mouth shut so that it all is forced out their nose. Bonus points are added for distance sprayed and if corn or peanuts are involved.

I told my girlfriend that if she really loved me, she'd let me give her a Pocono Nosejob. She got a peanut stuck in there and we had a rather embarrasing night in the emergency room.

by Horse Dick McGraw September 29, 2006

rat poison

Usefull poison

I put rat poison in your dinner

by monkeyGODS July 26, 2003

poon

noun (pronounced "pooh-n); 1) A woman's vagina

2) Short for "punnany" (Poon - ann - ee)

"I am gonna get mad poon tonight."

by D-Shizzle April 3, 2006

poon juggler

Synonym for a player.

That poon juggler is gonna have his hoes turn on him when they find out about his juggling act.

by Col. Pooner T. Corntooth February 21, 2005

poon hammerer

the one who hammers(has rough sex with) the poon (vagina).

She calls me the Poon Hammerer cuz i makes her poonanny sore.

by El Guapo...savage January 13, 2007

Poonaboota

An Aussi term for giving a woman's poon a swift kick with a boot.

Aye mate. Sorry about last night, your wife just wouldn't stfu. The poonaboota was inevitable.

by Toothprick August 20, 2009