The Perfect Guy

I have no clue, I haven't found one yet. But here are some tings to look out for in your perfect guy:

He'll be smart, hot, funny and most of all adorable and sweet. He'll be the kind of guy that will do things like write your name and definition in the Urban Dictionary saying great things about you. You will never find the perfect guy....Which kind of sucks so yeah. Good luck. Tell me if you find one.

Does not exist Unfortunately would be nice The perfect guy will probably only match with the perfect girl, and face it, that's never going to happen, either0

by frghjdsuehrbtgldiosquwygef September 30, 2012

Perfect

Overly used by white America. The response to an answer given after a question has been asked or anything you say to them. Often said in an annoying ass tone! Used so much that by doing so they hope they will become or a situation will become Perfect. Here's a new word, Pathetic!

1st Person: Where is the bank located?
2nd Person: On State Street.
1st Person: Perfect!

by Jumping off the bandwagon February 8, 2010

perfect

The girl that sits across from you in English class

Teacher "Can anyone tell me the definition of perfect?" Katie "That's me!"

by English classmate123 February 7, 2010

perftext

Texting with perfect grammar and spelling, despite being completely wasted.

Guy: "Dude, how are you still able to text? You've had like 9 gin&tonics."
Girl: "Well, you know what they say, practice makes perftext."

by Forty/M.L. October 18, 2013

perfecticality

Used to describe Dairy Queen treats.

Come to me thy sweet morsel of perfecticality.

by not brittany May 24, 2005

Perfecteristeristerist

When something is way better than something else.

Chick 1: My shirt is Perfecter
Chick 2: No, mine is the Perfecterist
Chick 3: No, mine is the Perfecteristerist
Chick 1: No, mine is the Perfecteristeristerist

by Jerlex2 December 15, 2010

perfect for cleaning

A facetious false etymology for the rank "PFC" (private first class, E-2) in the US Marine Corps. Since PFCs are often tasked with menial work like mopping, sweeping, and picking up litter, this term is used either to mock them, or by PFCs themselves to lament their low status.

A: Dammit, Sgt Fuentes has us out police-calling cigarette butts all morning yet-a-fucking-gain. Why does this shit keep happening to us?
B: Well, we're E-2s, and you know what PFC stands for: "perfect for cleaning".

by Gyreneisms August 13, 2011