bent pickle

An ugly person. A rude person

Madison, Elizabeth and Makayla though Ben Foust was a bent pickle .

by Makayla and Jason April 28, 2017

Pompeii Pickle

An agregiously shameful sex act involving a very drunk, whorish girlfriend, a tube of Mentos and a diet coke. The girlfriend is positioned face down on the bed (or may be already passed out this way) and several of the Mentos are manipulated into her ass, accompanied by a string of low, drunken moans. The man positions himself carefully and loudly declares "I am the God Vesuvius" as he pours diet coke into her anus and rams it home with his pecker. The resulting epic eruption brings about destruction of undeniable historical significance.

"What the hell is wrong with Matt? Ian told me that he gave that carnie girl the pompeii pickle the other night on his couch. The whole apartment smells like shit and cabbage."

by TheLargeBreast March 1, 2014

Jewish pickle

The circumcised dill that you leave in a jar.

Hitler kept a jar of Jewish pickles under his bed

by Jewish pickle November 12, 2016

Poukeepsie Pickle

Keeping your dick in a girl so long that it becomes pickled by the acidic properties of her vagina

Hey, did you hear Bill got a Poukeepsie pickle from fucking Diane?

by mitchellmunch August 26, 2012

Bum Pickle

A slimey object shoved up the rectum

He likes to shove Bum Pickles up his backside

by JubbaMHC September 15, 2013

Banjo Pickle

Having booked a gig playing the banjo without actually knowing how to play the instrument.

Ah man I just booked a gig on the banjo, but I really don't know how to play it. I am in a real Banjo Pickle

by Jahedg August 2, 2011

windy pickle

When you start jacking off so fast you create a slipstream with your penis.

When I pulled a windy pickle last night I blew my sheets off...

by Mr Slipper Pickle May 18, 2016