On week: A term guys use towards women who are being jerks/bitches for no apparent reason. Can be used in a derogatory way if combined with the “forbidden words,” bitch and whore.
Ex: Your such a bitch Cassie. Are you on week right now? Fucking whore.
Ex: Your such a bitch Cassie. Are you on week right now? Fucking whore.
Cassie: I fucking hate you John. Kill yourself.
Daniel: *whisper to john* Damn bro.
John: What a bitch. She must be on week.
Daniel: *whisper to john* Damn bro.
John: What a bitch. She must be on week.
by BigOlMassDebater January 31, 2024

N.B: The Marilyn referred to is Marilyn Monroe. The phrase itself, 'my week with Marilyn' is also the title of a post-Harry Potter Emma Watson movie in which a character played by Emma Watson goes back in time to spend a week with Marilyn Monroe)
an average Joe's encounter with a celebrity in the secular world.
an average Joe's encounter with a celebrity in the secular world.
boy a): what did you get for your birthday?
boy b): Lol. I got my week with Marilyn from my parents. I met Larry King from Larry King Live when he came to speak on a local tv show and I was in the audience.
boy b): Lol. I got my week with Marilyn from my parents. I met Larry King from Larry King Live when he came to speak on a local tv show and I was in the audience.
by Sexydimma July 17, 2014

Two Weeks
(aka "twooooo weeeeksss") meaning: extremely ugly & typically used to describe a very obese woman or an average weight female whose face is beyond fugly.
Two Weeks is particularly useful when you want to alert your buddy about a chick that's not hot yet is within earshot.
(aka "twooooo weeeeksss") meaning: extremely ugly & typically used to describe a very obese woman or an average weight female whose face is beyond fugly.
Two Weeks is particularly useful when you want to alert your buddy about a chick that's not hot yet is within earshot.
Dude #1: Twooooo weeeeeksss! (while saying this, he discreetly points his thumb in her direction)
Dude #2: Yep, that chick is too heavy and I agree is definitely Two Weeks
Dude #2: Yep, that chick is too heavy and I agree is definitely Two Weeks
by Mr Bob Lavender July 10, 2022

14 days.
by Jonny Snowwe January 4, 2021

when you are having sex with a girl and you puke inside her mouth, preferably when she isn't expecting it
by sdwdad December 6, 2024

by Lil Dick Game June 7, 2018

by Mr Ark Week October 1, 2025
