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coffee ninja

Any person who has extreme skills in the ancient art of coffee.

In Starbucks world, usually the people who wear the black aprons or the person you never see yet magically makes a yummy beverage appear in your hand.
Random dude, " So what do you do for a living".
Coffee ninja, "I'll show you".
disappears in thin air and reappears with a triple grande upside down marble mocha macchioto in hand.
by ShaneDeMatt April 9, 2010
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White Ninja

A sexual ambush technique in which a man lays on his back in wait for an unsuspecting woman, all ready to ejaculate. When the woman comes into striking distance the man rises from the ground quickly and chucks his custard in one insertion. While the woman is stunned, the man takes his leave.
Woman: Honey, I'm home!
Man: Buyaaaa!!!!!!
Woman: What was that? I thought I felt something...
(1 month later)
Doctor: You're pregnant, it must have been the White Ninja.
by Ieatfatkidz December 9, 2008
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gender ninja

Person 1: Is that a dude or a chick?

Person 2: I dunno. I haven't seen a gender ninja like that since the days of Hansen.
by sudo_nim March 30, 2009
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afro ninja

An Afro Ninja likes things like video games, race cars, kung fu movies, anime
by bossladybitch December 8, 2010
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ninja skeet

An un-explainable random white residue found on your clothing.
Yo Bro, Looks like you got ninja skeet on your new jacket.
by chrism2yo January 24, 2008
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ninja loot

In an MMORPG, the act of stealing treasure chests or other valuables by waiting for another player to engage any nearby aggro mobs and then ganking it.
"Dammit! That fucktard ganked my chest! I hate fucking ninja looters!"
by Fernando February 26, 2005
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bathrobe ninja

Noun. An idiot from TJHSST and William and Mary who runs around in a bathrobe hitting things with his reinforced heavy duty umbrella. Capable of focusing his energy into a Super Bathrobe Ninja form.

Like other ninjas, he is a mammal and he does flip out and kill things, but purely in the name of good. Without the killing.

Rival to Zuki's Ninja Clan, and currently involved in an illicit affair with the rival clan's leader.

See: Your new demigod.
by AstralFire August 3, 2004
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