Mushroom candy

A drug. Very addictive

Hey man whatcha eating?
Mushroom candy
Oh shit

by Mushroom candy September 5, 2021

mushroom

a name of a very caring person :D

hes a mushroom for sure!

by kenmaiseatingawatermelon November 13, 2020

mushroom menace

A complete beaut wagon with a huge cock who has sex with a lot of hot babes.

that guy is a complete mushroom menace.

by dglen September 1, 2013

Mushroom Flute

Act of fellatio to relieve one's penial secretions while humming a song

Chandra really knows how to blow the mushroom flute

"I'm bat-winging bad, time to get a mushroom flute"

by Pan face April 25, 2022

mushroom runner

A type of runner that only appears when there are perfect weather conditions, like mushrooms after a rain

Where were all these mushroom runners yesterday when it was 5 degrees colder?

by winniesleftclit May 7, 2022

mushroom clouding

When you fart under a blanket and then pull the blanket down, releasing the noxious fumes into the general area.

The benefit of mushroom clouding is that because of the blanket, the fart is frequently muffled or even goes unheard

My wife and I were watching TV in bed when she grabbed the remote and changed the channel. So I let one rip under the blanket, mushroom clouding her as retribution.

by DougieFresh86 February 15, 2017

Mushrooms

1. Stuff you eat to see pretty colors

2. Things that grow in your yard that are sometimes poisonous

I eat mushrooms when I'm bored

by Mi wordz becuz I'm smart June 22, 2017